Chowhounding in 600,000 B.C.
... or 4,000 B.C. depending on your leanings.
"The thing in the water with the sharp things is better than the flat slimy thing."
"You have to put it over that hot stuff first."
"No you don't. Luddite."
"How did those bitter weeds turn out?"
"I'm still alive, aren't I? But you can't put those in the hot stuff. They go away entirely."
"The weeds with the round things on them are better than the bushy weeds."
"No they're not. Luddite."
"I miss the liquid from those hard round things the size of your head. We need to develop better technology for opening them. Anyone got ideas?"
Pfft. Those weeds with the round things on them are SO overdone. And I just can't gather from that valley anymore since Gog put it in his cave painting.
which cave shall we eat at tonight?
how did you know that the ostrich egg would be better fried in hyena fat than boiled in water?
wish I could get that honey without being almost stung to death
those damn monkeys have been in our stores again
take the kids hunting with you today, I gotta do the laundry in that croc infested river
MY SO makes the best malva and amarath hot dish. Adds a bit of ground tapir, bamboo rat and smartweeds (if in season) and I am in trance. Does anyone else out there rinse curlews before pickling?