Coney's in Detroit; a question
So I stopped into Linda's Place in St Clair Shores yesterday for my monthly 99 cent coney fix. While I was dismantling my meal, I was thinking that I've never been able to pick up one of Linda's Coney dogs in my hands to eat it. There's that much coney sauce slathered over the dog. Don't get me wrong it's a good hot dog, and the sauce is blissful schmered over the bun. But a knife and fork are required tools at this meal.
My question to chowhounds is: are your favorite coney dogs "finger food"? Or do you, as I have to; use a knife and fork to keep order on your plate--and not in your lap?
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Melody Baetens writing in the Detroit News today had these observations about the current state of Coneys...
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Vice President Biden was in Detroit today and bought a round of coneys for the house at Lafayette Coney Island downtown, including Governor Granholm. Granholm ate hers with a fork, but the Veep picked his up. Make of it what you will.
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re: Jim M
So, the second-most-powerful person in the free world eats his correctly, and one of the worst governors in the history of Michigan (who also happens to be a displaced Canuck) eats hers improperly?
In fairness, I really liked Granholm as AG, but as a governor, she's the worst thing that happened to the state since Blanchard. It's no surprise that she screws up a coney as well. ;)
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re: boagman
I always have seen her as the one that was responsible for cleaning up the mess Engler left. Screwed from the beginning. As the state was going down hill (Something I don't blame on any politician) he killed all of the states revenue by Tax cuts to a point where we can barely function with base services. Tax cuts are the easy way out...killing revenue when you know your state will be sliding further is penny wise and pound foolish.
Yes I am one of those that wishes Taxes would be raised a little. HFCS would be nice to hit. <---had to turn it back towards food.
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I somehow feel cheated if there isn't enough Coney sauce (i usually get the special with the loose beef added) and I can still pick it up. Loaded dog's need tools--it's OK.
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re: workinglunches2
I had a foot-long chile dog with the works and a Boston Cooler at the Dairy Park in Hazel Park on Saturday. (It don't get much better than this). You don't get silverware so you gotta eat it by hand. I made it about half way thru before it fell apart. I still finished it all, had chile all over my shirt and face and hands but who cares.
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re: tdmort
No . No , no , no . A coney can , and should , be eaten by hand . The thing is , you must designate a messy coney hand and a clean drink and fries hand . I use my left hand to lift the coney to mouth , and put the fork in my right hand to assist the plate to mouth transfer , kinda like a forklift . This lets one hand ( the left ) get all gooey and messy , while the other ( right ) hand is free to sip Redpop and dip fries in salty ketchup . Finish dogs , lick fingers , leave tip , ans Bob's yer uncle .
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Seems to me some places use the squarish hot dog bun, which makes the coney easier to pick up. Can't remember which--Kerby's, maybe? I don't eat coneys on a regular basis but buy them when I have a sudden hankering. I always try to pick them up, but with an ordinary bun I usually give up and use a fork.
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The responses to this query are of very great interest to me. I find it interesting that, even within a local region, there could be this diverse of an opinion on such an issue...it's practically divided right down the middle, and we're all firmly grounded in our opinions on it!
I'm still dead-set on *any* dog being able to be reasonably picked up and eaten in a sandwichesque way, especially since it's basically inconceivable to me to even think about someone using stinking *utensils*. I'm of the same mind about pizza, too: pick up a slice with your hands (when temperature permits) and leave the silver to grandma.
I'm actually finding myself amused by the thought of using a knife and fork for such things. What, you gonna need a lace doily with that, too? Perhaps a fine linen napkin? A pickle fork? The "good" china? Perhaps a string quartet to play some chamber music whilst thou dost consume thy goods? ;)
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re: boagman
Did you see they had a Star Trek version too?
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re: boagman
It’s got nothing to do with etiquette. Coney-style hot dog chili (usually a unique blend of beef hearts, cracker meal and spices) has become the star player of the dish. People want a lot of it on their dog, hence the sloppiness, and are obviously willing to go to the trouble of using utensils to eat it. Serve it like that at a ballpark and you’ve got a problem but Detroit’s Coney Island restaurants are sit down dining affairs.
I’m still wondering where you get these tidy Coney dogs. Even the chains like Kerby’s and National make them sloppy. Do they make them different for carry-out?
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re: Tabrams
Just ate at kerby's the other night, had a coney combo as did my dining partner. Both of us picked them up and ate them. Went to A&W last week, got a coney at the drive up. Again ate it with my hands. The sauce can be loaded on, it just can't slop over the bun. I've eaten a lot of coneys in a lot of places around detroit, ann arbor, and bay city/flint, at chains and at independent restos. The overwhelming majority of the time the coneys have been able to be picked up and eaten. I haven't perceived a difference in the dine-in versus to-go coneys.
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re: charlesbois
My Coney eating is mostly limited to Detroit city and the inner-ring suburbs. And my experience is quite the opposite of yours. I just ate at the Kerby’s on 14 and John R this past Saturday afternoon. Though the Coney arrived with all the sauce inside the bun, the minute you try and pick it up it oozes all over the place. You could eat it with your hands I suppose, but it hardly seems worth the effort when you have a fork sitting right there next to you.
I suspect it’s places like A&W, where you don’t have access to utensils, that make an effort to serve a Coney that can be eaten by hand. Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure the Coney I got at Lipuma’s in Rochester, which is more of a walk-up then a diner, could be eaten by hand. BTW, Lipuma’s is a great place to eat a Coney on a warm Saturday afternoon right next to the burbling Paint Creek.
Anyway, this whole discussion is subject to how we individually perceive if a Coney is too messy to eat with our hands. I’ll admit that the minute I start getting sauce on my hands and dripping on the plate I’ll go to silverware. Thankfully, I don’t recall anyone ever thinking me bourgeoisie for eating a Coney with a fork.
Now, who makes the best patty melt?
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re: Tabrams
I love Patty Melts! Have eaten thousands of them (really) since I discovered this plate. My new favorite is turned out by Classic Coney Island restaurant on Utica Road, in Fraser. Get their french fries to accompany the sandwich. Amazing. Classic is south of 15 Mile Road on the west side of Utica Road. Go. Go now.
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I got a coney at a "Chicago style hot dogs" place outside Cincinnati called "Hot Doggin' It" and it was basically served as a plate that you had to eat with a knife and fork. I was pretty surprised when I got it. The chili just covered everything else, like a beef hot shot but with chili.
OTOH, the Cincinnati style chili places around town all serve "hand holdable" coneys.
The main issue seems to be a *lot* of chili served in a too small bun. If it's not such a generous portion you can pick it up and eat it "safely".
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coneys should be finger food. however, sometimes if the kitchen is busy, the cook is less than skilled (or just doesn't give a crap), the server joggles the plate, etc., etc., etc., the sauce will slop over the sauce-constraining perimeter of the top of the bun, and you have a mess on your hands. literally. at that point, i pick up a knife and fork and dig in. tastes the same, but not exactly as satisfying as eating a sloppy old coney with your hands and managing not to spill any down the front of you, or get any on your cuffs. another alternative if you've ordered a coney combo with fries is to take a fry and try to scrape up the extraneous sauce to make the coney more manageable. ah coneys, nature's perfect food.
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More data: I just returned from a 2-coney lunch at Little Joe's Coney Island on Schoenherr @ Nine Mile Road in Warren. Their coneys have even more coney sauce than I'm regularly served at Linda's Place!
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re: RedTop
Tuesday Coney lunch @ Friendly Family Restaurant on E. 10 Mile, just west of I-94 in Eastpointe. A true neighborhood diner, evidenced by the large group of locals eating late breakfasts and early lunches today. 99 cent coneys here on Tuesdays. Knife and fork required to dissemble the dogs. Nice snap to the tubesteak.
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re: RedTop
Another 99 cent Coney fest at Friendly Family Restaurant today! The dogs are Dearborn brand franks in casing (I asked). My serving today was terrific. Bun, dog, chili sauce, yellow mustard and nice portion of diced onion.
AND...I was able to pick it up in my hand and eat it without using any utensils. No residue on my shirt or pants!
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There's no such thing as an "open-faced dog" in my opinion. If it can't be reasonably picked up without much mess/problem, what you have there is either failure, or something altogether different from what one might refer to as a "dog".
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