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  <id>607043</id>
  <title>Umami Burger: emperor's new clothes?</title>
  <published_at>Thu Mar 26 12:39:37 -0700 2009</published_at>
  <post_count>66</post_count>
  <board>
    <id>2</id>
    <name>Los Angeles Area</name>
  </board>
  <posts>
    <post>
      <post>
        <level>0</level>
        <id>4541131</id>
        <content>I&#8217;d had a burger craving for about a week and there was Umami Burger, on my way home.  I let all the hype over this place sway me and decided to give it a try.  Ordered the namesake, Umami burger, and fries.  

I ordered the burger medium.  The meat was oddly cooked:  well done on the outer 3rd&#8217;s and bloody the inner 3rd.  I could have almost drawn 2 lines separating the layers.  Maybe if was cooked on a too hot griddle.  Or perhaps it was precooked to a rare and reheated (this is what I suspect because the meat was lukewarm).  The toppings were tasty but paltry - a tiny slice of parmesan, the Umami "signature" sauce, grilled onions, 2 tiny reconstituted dry shiitake mushrooms, tomato compote of some kind (couldn&#8217;t really make out what it was because it was such a tiny dab).  Ok, so that&#8217;s 5 toppings.  The menu said Umami x 6 so I&#8217;m missing something, but could be that it disintegrated into the rest of the burger.  Or maybe the burger itself counts as one of 6.  I wouldn&#8217;t know, because my &#8220;this is my second day&#8221; server couldn&#8217;t tell me what the toppings were. 

All this would have been just fine, if the meat had been good.  And this is my chief complaint when it comes to most burgers and steaks:  it didn&#8217;t taste BEEFY.  I don&#8217;t know why, but I keep having this problem.  I stopped ordering filet mignons for this exact reason, opting instead for the New York strip, which is generally fattier and beefier.  But I digress.  Back to the Umami burger.  It wasn&#8217;t bad but it wasn&#8217;t great.  It just wasn&#8217;t beefy enough for me.  For a $9 burger, it didn&#8217;t make me want to have it again.  The bun was great but I don&#8217;t eat a burger for the bun.  I expect it to be good but a great bun doesn&#8217;t save a mediocre burger.

Now the fries.  I know some people love these fries but I didn&#8217;t care for them.  They are cut so thick - the thickness of a fat finger.  When you bite into it, you get the initial crunch of the exterior, which is nice, but end up with what feels like a baked potato due to the thickness of the fry.  I guess I just prefer the higher outside-to-inside ratio of a standard french fry or a shoestring fry.  And the house ketchup on a Chinese spoon is just ridiculous.  That&#8217;s what Jeffrey Steingarten would say, for sure.  And it doesn&#8217;t hold enough ketchup even for 9 fries.  I ran out after 4 fries. 

For my money (and when all was said and done, I was looking at $16), I&#8217;d rather go to 25 degrees, Lucky Devils or The Counter for &#8220;gourmet&#8221; burgers.  Still haven&#8217;t tried Father&#8217;s Office&#8230;  I even prefer the In-n-out burger (though not the fries) to Umami at a fraction of the cost.

Umami:  Oooh, mommy, the emperor has no clothes!
</content>
        <published_at>Thu Mar 26 12:39:37 -0700 2009</published_at>
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        <user>
          <id>10401</id>
          <name>soniabegonia</name>
        </user>
      </post>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541186</id>
      <content>Sonia, if you try the FO's burger and STILL don't think the burger tastes "beefy" then I think we have to conclude your taste buds need to go into the shop for a "tune up"...    ;-D&gt;</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 12:52:52 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>108169</id>
        <name>Servorg</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4541321</id>
      <content>IF 
    Umami = Not beefy
THEN EITHER
    FO = Cheesy
OR ELSE
    Sonia = Not peefy
ENDIF</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 13:28:27 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541186</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>28703</id>
        <name>RicRios</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4541415</id>
      <content>Ric, if I were a compiler I'd put you on report for that wild syntax. ;-)

I haven't been to Umami Burger yet, but I like Sonia's review and hope a few Umamites will address her comments about the odd cooking technique, tiny toppings, amateur service, lack of burgerliciousness, and baked-potato-style fries. Any review that notes the lousy fries at INO Burger deserves applause!

Sonia, it sounds like you prefer well-aged beef, with its rather dry texture but intense beef flavor focused through water evaporation.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 13:51:54 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541321</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>77350</id>
        <name>sbritchky</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4542224</id>
      <content>I really like the baked potato fries, but then again I love steak fries too.  so go figure.  as to the burgers themselves it did seem to be too rare in the middle and crusted on the outside, also ultra-juicy and a beefy (there was definite beefiness to the whole ordeal).

i'm curious to try their Hi-End chili.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 18:29:42 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541415</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10866</id>
        <name>kevin</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>5</level>
      <id>4542315</id>
      <content>put me down for one who likes her burger with a nice sear on the outside with an even gradation from brown to pink, and just the thinnest layer of rare meat in the middle.  this burger was kind of ... pasty.  </content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 18:54:57 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4542224</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10401</id>
        <name>soniabegonia</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>6</level>
      <id>4542364</id>
      <content>To each their own, granted I'm not a huge fan of the burger nor am I a naysayer.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 19:10:36 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4542315</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10866</id>
        <name>kevin</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4541884</id>
      <content>Truly, the FO burger is lame at best.  It' really doesn't deserve to be in the same category of other really good burgers in LA.  I had one (finally) this weekend.  And to say that I was underwhelmed is putting it mildly.  It's a nice place, but it's a BAR people.  The food is pedestrian at best.  IMHO, It's serviceable, but not worth the money or the accolades accorded it on this board and others.  After she read my disappointment, my GF wrote and said I should have talked to her first.  She said when she used to go FO, she'd order drinks and then order slices of pizzas from Louise's.  Oh, SNAP.  If that isn't a put down of the highest order, I don't know what it is.

Umami, on the other hand is pure bliss for me.  I'm talking the burger - not the fries, cause frankly, the best fries in town are at Mariposa in Neiman Marcus (truffle, oh yeah baby!) and not at hamburger joints.  

My fave is the middle east burger ($9), but all the others are $8 and $9 except the truffle burger.  I love the joint and tell everyone I know, if they want a darn good burger, try Umami.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 16:27:26 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541186</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>95411</id>
        <name>Ndelible</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4542227</id>
      <content>I really like the FO burger, got a little late to in the game. but I believe it's one of the best out there.  Maybe it functions more as a gourmet sandwich than a burger.  but who cares when it tastes so darn good.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 18:30:54 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541884</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10866</id>
        <name>kevin</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4542568</id>
      <content>I just don't taste it at all.  Way better burgers out there than FO, IMO.  As a matter of fact, I prefer the burger from Callendar's to FO, it's cheaper and comes with fries and an apple!</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 20:32:28 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4542227</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>95411</id>
        <name>Ndelible</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>5</level>
      <id>4547975</id>
      <content>I hate to admit it, but I LOVE the burger at Calendar's (miracle mile), but has incosistency issues sometimes.  Fries are real good too!</content>
      <published_at>Sun Mar 29 05:26:21 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4542568</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>210890</id>
        <name>sarcasmsk</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541384</id>
      <content>That sucks. The burger I had there a couple of weekends ago was outstanding ... one of the best I've had in the city (SoCal Burger).

Maybe it was just an off night?</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 13:42:44 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>198245</id>
        <name>a213b</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4541782</id>
      <content>Nope, I had a So Cal Buger for Lunch today and it really was OUTSTANDING...  

IMHO Her comparisons to 25 Degrees and the Counter are no way close.   the 25 Degree burger was Meh... and the Counter Burger has inferior meat.   Now, I have only tried the Lucky Devil's Kobe Burger, but that was like eating cotton.   

The patty I had today was a generous size of beef, well seasoned and just beefy enough.  It TOTALLY reminded me of our home made burgers, we do a course grind, plenty of fat stuffed within so it's nice and juicy.   This burger was not so much soft, as it was TENDER... a true rare thing in the world of burgers... 

She however, does bring up some very true points...  The way the cooked the patty really reminded me of a Black and Blue Steak... a nice sear on the outside and nice and rare on the inside (Which I love).  This helped the burger stay together nicely unlike some other gourmet burgers I've had recently that have fallen apart. 

As for the thick cut fries... I agree with the baked potato part... except I LOVE baked potatoes! LOL!  Don't get me wrong,  I like little thin crispy fries too, but these really reminded me of a more 'natural' version of my beloved Langers Crinkle Cut.  Crisp on the outside (Even after a 20 minute mad rush back to the office) and soft and tender on the inside.  

All in all, I very much look forward to returning! 

--Dommy! </content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 15:49:59 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541384</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10659</id>
        <name>Dommy</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4541996</id>
      <content>I really like 25 degrees.  Sure, the service is a bit brusque at times but the burgers, at least the times I've been there (close to 10 times), have been consistently cooked and the meat delicious and BEEFY!  The fries are awesome and you get a generous artery-clogging portion, not this "precious" stack of Lincoln logs with a laughable "modern" Chinese spoon ketchup service.  Not that I have anything against modern presentations but seriously, this is fries and ketchup!  I want to eat fries until I feel a grease coma.  I also forgot to mention in my original post that I wasn't entirely full when I was done and was even tempted to stop at In-n-out for a burger with grilled onions.  I didn't, only because it was out of the way.  And I'm a petite girl (though admittedly with a healthy appetite).  And I still have a burger craving because Umami just didn't fulfill it for me.

Re The Counter:  to be fair, I've only been to the original Ocean Park location and before the franchises started popping up everywhere.  I like the build your burger concept and found the meat delicious.
</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 17:02:21 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541782</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10401</id>
        <name>soniabegonia</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4542021</id>
      <content>The Ketchup Chinese Spoon wierdness is annoying.  But I found the burger, bun and fries absolutely  delish.  I had pork but the way Soniabegoina and Dommy! describe the beef patty is exactly how I like it.  I mean how YMMY is this --  "The meat was oddly cooked: well done on the outer 3rd&#8217;s and bloody the inner 3rd. I could have almost drawn 2 lines separating the layers. "

Size worked for me too.  Not a nausea-inducing giant burger-and-gargantuan-fry-stack but a sensible portion of goodness.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 17:10:35 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541996</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11732</id>
        <name>Ciao Bob</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4542559</id>
      <content>I too like 25 degrees' burger,  They're high on my list of good ones.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 20:30:20 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541996</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>95411</id>
        <name>Ndelible</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4542238</id>
      <content>Yes, people, the fries are very good here.  I really got to try their chili burger now.   what's the socal burger, lettuce, tomato, processed cheese, onions, and homemade spread???

have you tried their eponymous Umami burger or the Italian truffle variety?</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 18:33:21 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541782</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10866</id>
        <name>kevin</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4542733</id>
      <content>I've tried the chili, umami, pork, and truffle burger.  The chili is my favorite of the bunch with the truffle burger second.  If you like a good just plain beefy burger, with a hint of truffle, go for the truffle burger.  It was good, but I probably wouldn't get it again when the chili is available and cheaper.  Unimpressed by the umami and pork.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 21:47:13 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4542238</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>67878</id>
        <name>baloney</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541397</id>
      <content>My burger was outstanding too, although I could have sworn it was $8 when they first opened. I don't know that it was particularly beefy, it just tasted great. Maybe we just have different tastebuds. 
Agree about the fries, though. </content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 13:47:34 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>12460</id>
        <name>Chowpatty</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4542248</id>
      <content>it's still 8 dollars, i believe.  while the italian truffle burger is a 3 dollar upgrade, it's probably due to those pricey white truffles straight from Alba  (NOt!0</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 18:34:56 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541397</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10866</id>
        <name>kevin</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4542298</id>
      <content>It was $9 on Tue.
</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 18:50:28 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4542248</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10401</id>
        <name>soniabegonia</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541438</id>
      <content>I had the umami burger for lunch there yesterday. I thought it was very good. Although I didn't specify how I wanted it cooked, it came very rare. I also had the onion rings which were very nice and light but I thought just slightly undercooked. I have the same problem with the fries that most CH'ers here have already complained about. I know what they're trying to achieve (a very tender, light interior with a nicely crisp exterior) unfortunately, they're just not getting there yet.

As for price, now all of them seem to be the same ($9). Last time I was there I recall the lamb burger was $11.  They continue to tinker, which is not a bad thing.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 13:59:44 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10240</id>
        <name>Bob Brooks</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541447</id>
      <content>Try 26 Beach Restaurant for the best burgers around, homemade bun and it comes with either a salad or fries! Since the owner is Japanese, this is the true UMAMI! You can keep The Counter.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 14:00:44 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11279</id>
        <name>Burger Boy</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4541525</id>
      <content>I been going for 25 years when they first opened. It was family owned, dad did sushi at night, mom waited on tables and one son cooked and the other ran food and did whatever needed. I love the burgers and it is still family, even though mom passed and dad's health is not good. The son Francis is the executive chef and in this day and age of celebrity chefs with groups of investors putting up big money to open up restaurants, take a look at The COunters website and see what kind of financial committment they want. This little mom and pop is pumping out the best burgers and they have been doing it since '82 or '83. Chalk on up for quality and no blog hype, do you see 26 Beach being talked about on GPS or Eater LA or Eating LA or LA Eating? No! They are not the hippest latest thing, they keep pumping out great salads, burgers and amazing french toasts. I am actually going there this weekend for brunch with friends. Ok my ramble is over, sorry about that. Remember, "Enjoy life, eat out more often". Mafia, money laundering....ummmmmmmm I take the fifth!</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 14:25:45 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541457</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11279</id>
        <name>Burger Boy</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4544501</id>
      <content>Thanks!  I was really curious as to your constant loyalty there (and also, just teasing).  You've sold me though.  I actually just moved around the corner, so I do want to try it, and I'll be sure to check out the burger on one of my first go-rounds.  I'm looking forward to it!</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 13:37:52 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541525</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>90988</id>
        <name>hyacinthgirl</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4541552</id>
      <content>You can keep the counter? I've heard of places that let you keep your glass, but never the whole counter! ;-)

I like your enthusiasm, Burger Boy, and will try those 26 Beach burgers sometime soon.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 14:36:33 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541447</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>77350</id>
        <name>sbritchky</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4545667</id>
      <content>The Breakfast burger with chili is so BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD, oh my! The Chimichurri is my second fave these days.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 22:32:39 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541552</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11279</id>
        <name>Burger Boy</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4573436</id>
      <content>Loved the chimichurri, thanks to you, B-Boy!  They should put you on retainer, man!!</content>
      <published_at>Mon Apr 06 18:48:02 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4545667</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>90755</id>
        <name>Phurstluv</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541560</id>
      <content>I was there last night and I believe I had the best burger in LA.  The truffle burger was out of this world.  Perfect bun, decent amount of heft, and just a flavor explosion.  Out of a group of 4, we had 2 burgers each, and on the first go around we each had the Umami burger.  Fantastic, stuff.  Nice grind on some parmesan and a meaty sauce that we could not determine.  We also split the So Cal Burger, Triple Pork Burger, and the Port Stilton Burger.  I really liked the So Cal Burger, as I thought it was a good interpretation of the IN-N-Out Burger.  The fries pretty much sucked, they need to revamp the cooking process, and maybe do something else.  I enjoyed the onion rings as they were quite flavorful, and the sweet potato chips were worth getting.  We ordered the pickle platter which was a nice way to cleanse the palate between burgers.  I hope more people hate this place cuz I dont want to wait in line when I walk up da crew.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 14:38:39 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13928</id>
        <name>Schweinhaxen</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4541977</id>
      <content>The 4 different burgers I've had at Umami were all very good to fantastic and all plenty "beefy". I actually love the baked potato effect in the fries, just wish it was a larger order. 25 degrees isn't even in the same flavor/quality/service ball park. I will be returning to Umami a lot.</content>
      <published_at>Thu Mar 26 16:57:18 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>60617</id>
        <name>rednyellow</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4543264</id>
      <content>I am saddened by this report. I have read so many good reviews, I was gearing up for a visit sometime soon, probably this weekend.  Can anyone convince me this is still worth my while?</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 07:04:58 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4543473</id>
      <content>Lotta, can't believe you haven't been there yet. Shame on you!</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 08:18:32 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4543264</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>28703</id>
        <name>RicRios</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4545641</id>
      <content>*hangs head*

a carnivore such as myself should be committed to trying every burger in town asap.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 22:03:33 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4543473</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4543703</id>
      <content>Lotta, I think you should give it a try and I think you'll like the burger, especially the triple pork.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 09:19:24 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4543264</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>60617</id>
        <name>rednyellow</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4543716</id>
      <content>The por...por...pork burger (how P Pig would call the triple out) and the Sea-mami are on my to devour list.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 09:23:04 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4543703</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>108169</id>
        <name>Servorg</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4545640</id>
      <content>I am mostly tempted by reports of the truffle burger.  I am a truffle ho.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 22:03:02 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4543703</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4545712</id>
      <content>"I am a truffle ho"

U'R not. 
I am. 
Call for details.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Mar 27 23:17:21 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4545640</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>28703</id>
        <name>RicRios</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>5</level>
      <id>4546424</id>
      <content>will the truffle h-------------------o sss. please stand up?</content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 10:34:17 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4545712</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10866</id>
        <name>kevin</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>6</level>
      <id>4546855</id>
      <content>*stands*

I am going to steam some eda mame tonight and toss them with truffled sea salt!  </content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 14:00:41 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4546424</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>7</level>
      <id>4547343</id>
      <content>Where did you get your truffled sea salt? I got mine from www.saltistry.com</content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 18:11:40 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4546855</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11279</id>
        <name>Burger Boy</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>8</level>
      <id>4548393</id>
      <content>It was actually a gift from a good friend. The brand is Fusion Black Truffle Sea Salt. I am trying to remember if it came in an Amazon box or not.  It was delicious.</content>
      <published_at>Sun Mar 29 09:02:08 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4547343</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>9</level>
      <id>4548601</id>
      <content>Sorry to say this, lotta, but all you're getting is Bis(methylthio)methane, a derivative of the process of petrol distillation. Oh, and some salt as well.

http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/ProductDetail.do?N4=W387800%7CALDRICH&amp;N5=SEARCH_CONCAT_PNO%7CBRAND_KEY&amp;F=SPEC

http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/05/16/luxury-on-the-cheap/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,4-dithiapentane

</content>
      <published_at>Sun Mar 29 10:22:46 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4548393</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>28703</id>
        <name>RicRios</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>10</level>
      <id>4548874</id>
      <content>I would believe you except the ingredients label clearly states ONLY salt &amp; black truffle.

my bottle of white truffle oil states olive oil &amp; whote truffle essence.  

there is no mention in either product of the compound CH3SCH2SCH3, however.  

I am not saying you are wrong in some cases, however, in both these cases the manufacturer/ distributor would have to be falsifying ingredient labels in order to sell these.</content>
      <published_at>Sun Mar 29 12:46:37 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4548601</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>11</level>
      <id>4549531</id>
      <content>"essence", "aroma", "flavor" &amp;etc are all marketing synonyms for the same thing.</content>
      <published_at>Sun Mar 29 17:16:51 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4548874</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>28703</id>
        <name>RicRios</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>12</level>
      <id>4549914</id>
      <content>I'll buy your argument for the oil, anyway.</content>
      <published_at>Sun Mar 29 20:55:43 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4549531</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13235</id>
        <name>lotta_cox</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4547584</id>
      <content>You know, I've been a fan of Umami Burger since they opened and have been there quite a few times.  I do think they have a few issues that they need to deal with.  The service hasn't been consistent, but I gave them the benefit of the doubt since they just opened.  Also, they are always out of things.  I've been there a couple of times (for lunch) and they were out of one burger or another.  I went tonight and they were out of ice (huh?) for the drinks.  

I really like the food and the owner seems nice so I have been giving them the benefit of the doubt.  I went there tonight because I was in the mood for a good burger.  The patty on the burger was REALLY rare, to the point where I felt it wasn't warm in the middle.  I mentioned it to the waiter and all he said was something to the effect of "that's how we make them" and didn't ask if they could fix it or get me something else.  I couldn't eat more than one bite.  The owner came by and asked if I wanted to take the burger home (with only one bite taken out of it) and I said no and paid the check.  I was shocked that he didn't ask why I had only taken one bite and left the rest.  The place was really busy and I think that is one of the problems.  They just get overwhelmed.  I decided I should try and call them to mention the problem but couldn't get the owner on the line.  

I like the place and have turned a ton of my friends on to Umami Burger.  The Triple Pork burger is one of my favorite things to eat.  I really hope they get it together.  If you are spending $16 for a burger, onion rings and a coke, that isn't cheap.  I want these places to succeed, but these days service and consistent quality are even more important.  Trendy only lasts so long.  </content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 20:03:27 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>71423</id>
        <name>bsquared2</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4547720</id>
      <content>Was it the pork burger that was rare? I can deal with medium pork, but rare, no thank you.</content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 21:18:06 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4547584</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11279</id>
        <name>Burger Boy</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4547771</id>
      <content>No.  It was a beef burger.  I can deal with rare, but this was RARE rare.

I do like the Umami Burger and the Lamb Burger is pretty good.  The Triple Pork is the one that stands out.  I really hope they get the service end together.  I really think they end up getting overwhelmed.  But, any restaurant should be able to deal with crowds.  </content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 22:13:37 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4547720</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>71423</id>
        <name>bsquared2</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4547808</id>
      <content>I live nearby and really, really like  eating there for lunch (I'm totally in love with the Port &amp; Stilton and the Lamb burgers), but ever since they got the Jonathan Gold write-up and that daily thingy on Yelp's homepage, I avoid going there. Which is too bad because I haven't gotten around to try the Triple Pork burger yet.
I'm waiting for the tide to recede, because Umami is obviously much too small to successfully endure the masses.  I don't think any restaurant can handle crowds, not when their footprint is that small (I hear the kitchen is also tiny). But I always had OK service so far (pre-crowds), not the most professional but always very kind.</content>
      <published_at>Sat Mar 28 23:04:45 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4547584</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>19949</id>
        <name>bad nono</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4550962</id>
      <content>Ok, I have to say this place is beginning to upset me.  

I went there last night (taking a friend from out of town), so I could try some of their other burgers (been there - successfully - one other time).  I initially planned on going Mon or Tues, b/c I knew they were not (initially) open on Sundays.  So, when my friend asked if we could do burgers tonight (last night), I said they're not open, but I'll double check.  I go to their website, and alas!  they ARE open.  2-9pm.  So, I drive from WLA (thankfully, it was Sun, and there wasn't much traffic), only to find them closed.  WTF?!  This is the 2nd time in the 3 times I've gone there that they have been closed when they were supposed to be open.  Post a notice on your website if you are closed when you are supposed to be open!
[/End of rant]</content>
      <published_at>Mon Mar 30 09:30:46 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>67980</id>
        <name>mdpilam</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4551058</id>
      <content>I was going to go last night also.  I called to check and they said that they had a "gas problem" and would be closed.  Guess it's a case of bad luck.</content>
      <published_at>Mon Mar 30 09:49:08 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4550962</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13289</id>
        <name>Porthos</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4556292</id>
      <content>Finally got a chance to try them again, and my god is that a good burger!  MY SO and I split the Mideastern burger and the Hatch (new) burger, which is a chile burger.   The Hatch burger was amazing!  The meat was perfectly cooked, with a nice beefy taste, and the cheese was ooey-gooey goodness!  I love their buns too, soft, airy and buttery.  The sweet potato chips were solid.  The Mideastern burger was good; a great amalgam of flavors, but the highlight was definitely the hatch burger.  The Triple Pork burger (the first one I had) is maybe a tad better than the Mideastern burger.  

Overall, after trying three different burgers, this is IMO, the best burger in LA (beating out FO).  The only places I feel I have yet to try that could compete for that spot are: Morton's, 25 Degrees and Grace(?).  

</content>
      <published_at>Tue Mar 31 19:51:57 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>67980</id>
        <name>mdpilam</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4556601</id>
      <content>25 degrees can not compete, does not even belong in the same race.</content>
      <published_at>Wed Apr 01 00:26:32 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4556292</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>60617</id>
        <name>rednyellow</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4572481</id>
      <content>I'll throw in my 2 cents...
My SO and I tried them on Saturday.  
Armed with all of the knowledge I could amass from this thread we did a few things:
1. Went at 5pm, before the throngs descended.  It worked, the place was practically empty, service was great.
2. Specified that we wanted the burgers cooked medium well (the waiter did not ask how we'd like them cooked).  The burgers came out perfect to my taste, not bloody, no lines of red/char.  
I ordered the Umami burger, my SO got the port and stilton.  
I ended up de-mushrooming my burger, I found the mushrooms to detract from the burger too much.  Even so, the toppings were only pretty good to me.
Meanwhile, my SO absolutely devoured his port and stilton.  The tiny bite I wrestled away from him confirmed that it was very good, simple with well balanced flavors, if just a tad too stilton-y for my taste.  
The Umami burger was less exciting.  However, the meat and the bun on their own were simply phenomenal.  That bun!  Buttery chewy toasted perfection.  The meat was exceptionally juicy, but the bun just sponged it up, instead of disintegrating like lesser breads would do.  I rarely eat the whole burger at most places, usually they're just a bit too much for me.  But I just couldn't put this bun and patty down.
We also split an order of fries.  It's good to know going in that you are getting a thick very potato-y french fry, but ultimately, I really loved them.  They were like a perfect steak fry, super crispy on the outside, nice and soft on the inside.  The ketchup serving didn't bother me, but I'm not a big ketchup user and my SO doesn't care for it at all, so we weren't fighting over the small-ish amount.

We also really enjoyed the cake monkey desserts, which I know are available other places, but which I'd never tried before.

My SO and I started getting into the whole "best burger in LA" debate at the end of our meal.  The difficulty that we came across is that the toppings and offerings have so much to do with our enjoyment, one of the reasons we both enjoy 25 degrees so much.  It may not be the best meat/bun, but I just get sucked into the roasted tomato and burrata on top of the one I get.  
Anyway, this led to our decision that really, we ought to go around one day tasting the city's burgers, bun + meat only.  No condiments, no toppings, and then truly decide which is "best." (for FO, I guess that will mean scraping off the works...)

My guess is that Umami burger would win that competition.
We're making a plan to try it out... I'll let you know.
</content>
      <published_at>Mon Apr 06 13:35:32 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>90988</id>
        <name>hyacinthgirl</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4574004</id>
      <content>I've thought about doing a burger tasting too (I've done it with pizza and tacos before), but especially w/ FO's burger, I think it would be too much.  Though I guess you can split it.  Hmmm....

As a side, I was thinking that it would be GREAT if they had shakes.  Hardly any of these great burger places have shakes/malts (The Counter is the only one that comes to mind, and they are average IMO - in terms of burgers).</content>
      <published_at>Tue Apr 07 00:15:46 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4572481</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>67980</id>
        <name>mdpilam</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4574016</id>
      <content>25 Degrees, 8 oz and Lucky Devil's all offer shakes/malts. </content>
      <published_at>Tue Apr 07 00:47:25 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4574004</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10728</id>
        <name>New Trial</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>4575350</id>
      <content>I've only been to 8oz of those listed, and was thoroughly underwhelmed.  Still meaning to try 25 deg though.  </content>
      <published_at>Tue Apr 07 10:48:54 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4574016</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>67980</id>
        <name>mdpilam</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>5</level>
      <id>4576854</id>
      <content>yep, underwhelmed (repeatedly-I live close) by 8 oz but LOVE 25 degrees!</content>
      <published_at>Tue Apr 07 18:17:13 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4575350</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>18246</id>
        <name>cinzia</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4572711</id>
      <content>I was distinctly underwhelmed by Umani burger.  The bun is soggy.  I looked at other diners ... theirs were soggy too.

The tempura onion rings were greasy.  Really greasy.  

I do not understand the appeal.</content>
      <published_at>Mon Apr 06 15:09:18 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13794</id>
        <name>SilverlakeGirl</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4576361</id>
      <content>We weren't asked how we wanted our burgers cooked - it just came kind of glistening.  I agree, I was very underwhelmed and originally had high hopes for the umami burger.  It was an interesting combination with the tanginess of the tomato and the scent of the mushrooms, but I couldn't taste the cheese.  I guess I had built up my expectations to expect a lot more.  Maybe I would've enjoyed the burger more had it not been so hyped up.  I also have yet to try the Father's Office burger..</content>
      <published_at>Tue Apr 07 15:02:51 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>126639</id>
        <name>marilees</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4578094</id>
      <content>I have to chime in here about burgers tasting "beefy".  

Ever since I switched to grassfed beef or bison for cooking at home, all cornfed beef tastes like water slicked with rancid fat.  I'm serious.  I've even had Wagyu that tastes this way, because it's grain fed.  I'll still eat any meat placed in front of me.  I'm constantly let down. I've tried finding grassfed at most major butchers in L.A. and they shun the stuff,  with the butchers at Marconda's practically laughing at me, and I don't trust the grassfed at Whole Foods.  So I started buying it at the Organic Pastures stand at the HW farmer's market, as well as from Kathy from Lindner Bison.  I pan fry them in good butter in a cast iron, rare, flipped every 30 seconds or so (the Heston Blumenthal method) with a fried egg on top, just a drop of good mustard and ketchup, buttered bun, and that's it.  It's juicy, clean, complex tasting, and BEEFY.  

If I found a burger like this I would pay top dollar for the convenience of going out and enjoying with friends over some well selected beers.  But it doesn't exist.  I've tried burgers from most of the places mentioned on this thread.  I'm sorry, they all taste weak.  The FO burger was probably the biggest let down of all, considering the hype revolving around it.  I could barely discern any flavor that I would call "beefy".  

I'm not sure what the food cost would be like, but we need a burger joint specializing in grassfed beef.  </content>
      <published_at>Wed Apr 08 08:31:31 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11239</id>
        <name>fooddude37</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4587641</id>
      <content>I have your answer!  The Library Alehouse at 2911 Main St in Santa Monica actually sells the Lindner Bison Burger ($14).  My wife and I drive from Valencia to Santa Monica quite often to get this puppy.  And beer?  They have a great selection.  Feel free to check it out.  I'm sure you will be quite pleased with the entire experience (ambiance is perfect on the patio).  www.libraryalehouse.com</content>
      <published_at>Sat Apr 11 13:44:26 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4578094</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>281951</id>
        <name>dalittlebro</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>4590585</id>
      <content>huh.  Interesting.  Never thought I'd see the day.  Thanks!   Will check it out ASAP</content>
      <published_at>Sun Apr 12 22:52:38 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4587641</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>11239</id>
        <name>fooddude37</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4587712</id>
      <content>And WHAT, precisely, is wrong with "water slicked with rancid fat"? ;-) Good description, although I'd add that most of the Wagyu I've had skimps on the water.

My favorite cooking method for both hamburger and steak uses a volcanically hot cast-iron pan briefly on top of the stove and then in the oven, but I'd never turn the meat so often, because it would lose juice and diminish the Maillard reaction. 

On the Library Alehouse: Never been there, and I couldn't find dalittlebro's Lindner burger on their menu, but a google site search turned up not only the bison burger but also information about grass-fed short ribs and other items of likely interest to fooddude37. See: http://www.libraryalehouse.com/librarian/March2009.html</content>
      <published_at>Sat Apr 11 14:17:11 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4578094</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>281830</id>
        <name>Harry Nile</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4591686</id>
      <content>Grassfed beef tastes grassy to me, though it may just be my imagination.  I much prefer the fatty marble of the cornfed kind, environmental concerns aside.</content>
      <published_at>Mon Apr 13 11:07:31 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4578094</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>18466</id>
        <name>a_and_w</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4589285</id>
      <content>Location link.</content>
      <published_at>Sun Apr 12 10:08:23 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>15807</id>
        <name>Steve Green</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>5065718</id>
      <content>soniabegonia, you nailed it. I live stupid close to Umami, but with the micro parking and price (and after dark that stretch of La Brea is a little skeevy for a walk) I'd just as soon go to the Counter where I can easily park for free &amp; get beer. It was fine...but not remarkable. I still think Father's Office is the king, tho, but I really am over the damn 'open seating.'</content>
      <published_at>Mon Sep 28 20:31:08 -0700 2009</published_at>
      <parent_id>4541131</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>161571</id>
        <name>maatkare</name>
      </user>
    </post>
  </posts>
</topic>
