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The Filet-O-Fish Virgin

In junior high my best friend gave up watching “Simpsons” for the entire Catholic season of Lent. Translate this to 12-year-old speak and you get “Michael, for the entire month we will have nothing to talk about.” In addition to cartoon shows he was also restricted from eating meat on Friday’s, which had me even happier to be a non-Kosher keeping Jew.

Hot on the heels of religious tradition fast food chains took note and jumped into action. Taco Bell is the most popular with just about every other burger flipping fast food chain—from Arby’s to Sonic’s—following in line. However the grand fried filet of them would have to be the Filet-O-Fish sandwich at Mcdonald’s. It’s always been there hidden between more notable offerings just waiting until this time of year to take center stage. I’ve always known it was there but it didn’t interest me, until today. After all these years I just had to know what a “Filet-O-Fish” experience would be like. Call it masochism or morbid curiosity—or even just the fact that it was now seasonally discounted—but on this dreary day I walked over to a local McDonald’s thinking that by walking I was doing this the “healthy” way.

Standing outside McDonald’s starring at an oversized image of what I was about to eat—a Filet-O-Fish overflowing with waves of tartar sauce and unnecessary cheese—made me queasy.

Seriously if the folks over at Tum’s are thinking of a way to push more product just steal this poster and replace all the text with the word “TUM’S.” Tartar sauce is for dipping not for slathering, and melted cheese on fried fish rubs me the wrong way.

At the register the cashier took my order and handed over fate in a pale blue box. In hand I oddly missed being able to unwrap a sandwich from McDonald’s. There was always something about the wrapping process and the crinkling sound of paper to reveal your burger that felt special. It was like unwrapping a present made just for me. Though I’m sure at McDonald’s this “present” was intended for anyone crazy enough to ask for it.

Sitting down I opened the box slowly. There it sat looking pathetic. A fish filet careless tossed on a bun, a puff of tartar sauce seeping out of one side, and no cheese was anywhere to be seen. I lifted the top and saw only what reminded me of baby vomit. Had they forgotten the cheese? Lifting the bun I found it; a half slice over-melted to the point of crustiness. What gives McDonald’s? Too cheap to give me a whole slice?

Why I continued to lift it and eat it I have no idea. I had to pretend I was about to eat a tasty éclair to fool myself into doing so.

The entire sandwich from top to bottom tasted awful. The bun was generically boring, the tartar sauce was mostly relish and mayo, the cheese was absolutely flavorless, and the fish was cold and tasted faintly like fried cardboard. If the container hadn’t remained on the table I probably would have thought I accidentally picked that up and ate it.

I poked at the rest of the sandwich, wiped off most of the tartar sauce, left half the bun in the box, and just ate the fish for protein. Then I went home and made dinner to wash away the growing sway of seasickness.

For years I’ve wondered how the Filet-O-Fish tasted and now I know; like the box. Can I interest you in some TUM’S?

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  1. Silly boy! You have to order it without cheese -- you get a freshly made one that way. Then over to the condiments stand to get a straw (unless you order fries) to facilitate scraping off approx 1/2 the tartar sauce and spread the rest evenly over the f-o-f. Now sit back and enjoy -- yum!!

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    1. re: Sarah

      I thought of asking for something to be added or taken off knowing that I'd get a freshly made one, but I wanted an "as is" version. If it came with cheese so be it.

      As for your straw/tartar sauce advice clearly you are well versed in Filet-O-Fish land. Still, I'd only partake in those messy waters again if I even liked the taste of the fish, which I did not.

      1. re: ReelMike84

        The key to the filet-O-fish is that you order it with extra tartar sauce so they make it when you order it instead of letting it sit under a heat lamp..
        I do think if you have gotten this far in life without having one, you were probably better off being that virgin.
        I think that Jack in the Box tacos and filet-O-fish are similar that in things you ate in your youth and have clinged to the notion that they are frigging the best but in reality, they blow.

        1. re: Beach Chick

          Funny you should mention the tacos. That was another one of those fast food things I'd never order--I was a Sourdough Jack man--but have started to wonder about.

    2. I like them......Friday is Filet O' Fish day $1.29 each.

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      1. re: monku

        I grew up eating FoF and also like them...no. I *crave* them. I guess a lot goes back to childhood and that definition of comfort food specific to each of us.

        {Monku: Some San Diego Restaurants have FoF Fridays all year, not just Lent.}

        1. re: Cathy

          Exactly what Cathy said. If I had my first Filet o' Fish now, I would probably feel the same way as the OP. But there's something about that childhood comfort that still makes it oh so good.

          1. re: Melanie

            I love trashy food as much as the next person, but even spanking-fresh preparation can't redeem the current FoF. I used to eat them, and I remember when the thing at least had slightly more fish than breading--enough, at least, that I could dig out a few flakes to share with my cat. Now I'll just make myself a fried crumb, tartar sauce and velveeta sandwich on a cheap, gummy bun at home if I start craving one.

            1. re: Emm

              OK, well, truth be told, I haven't actually had a filet o' fish since I was about 16 (10 years ago), save one time about a year ago at 3am after a few too many cocktails. I wasn't aware it had changed...that's a shame.

      2. Since I've got a good dialogue going from a Filet-O-Fish fanbase I'm hoping you guys can answer some questions. Here they are:

        1) Has McDonald's always used only half a slice of cheese? If so, how come?
        2) Did McDonald's change the fish they use? My girlfriend was convinced they did.
        3) Has anyone noticed a difference in the breading in recent Filet experiencing? Meaning a much thinner less crispy exterior?
        4) So the crazy amount of tartar sauce is normal?
        5) According to the box they lightly steam the bun. If they did so I could tell NO difference. Do they really steam the bun or are they just all talk?
        6) What do you do to your Filet to make it edible?

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        1. re: ReelMike84

          1)Yes, 1/2 slice of cheese (Dairy prices are still high)
          (they don't have the dollar double cheeseburger anymore, called the "McDouble Burger" with only one slice of cheese)http://apps.mcdonalds.com/usa/food/do...
          2) Fish is pollack (more sustainable)and one time is was cod.
          3) ?
          4) They say its one ounce of tarter sauce.
          5) Bun is supposed to be steamed
          6) I like them.

          Nutritional Information.
          http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com/nutrit...

          1. re: monku

            i had a FOF for the first time in 15 years last weekend. the crust sucks. it's thin and uncrispy. very disappointing. i got the 2 for $3 deal. i ate 1 and threw the 2nd away.

            1. re: FattyDumplin

              15 years ago you probably weren't thrilled with it either if you waited this long to try it again.
              15 years ago it was probably cod.

              1. re: monku

                haha. nah, just started eating healthier 15 years ago because i was a porky kid. but i used to love the mcdonalds line-up: sausage egg mcmuffin, cheeseburger, fish fillet, mcnuggets, soft serve.

                going back and retrying those, the egg mcmuffin is still great, although i never realized how greasy it is and they don't toast their muffins like they used to, which is a critical element. the cheeseburger still rocks. i love shake shack but for some reason somehow i still love mcd's cheese burgers. mcnuggets - still good, love the sauces although the honey mustard is more sweet now and less tangy. softserve - way too sweet.

          2. re: ReelMike84

            Re Question 6: Ask for pickles and Big Mac sauce rather than tartar, hold the cheese. I haven't had one in a few years but when I forgot to brown-bag lunch during my days as a letter carrier, McD was one of the only authorzed lunch stops on my route and I found the fish less objectionable than the other choices.

          3. Maybe the MCD FOF isn't your thing.
            Just read a review of the Wendy's Premium Fish Filet Sandwich
            http://www.associatedcontent.com/arti...

            Wendy's Premium Fish Filet sandwich is made with cod encrusted with panko.
            $3.79 vs MCD FOF at $2.99 (Hartford, CT

            )

            That's why MCD FOF Fridays is a deal at $1.29.

            1. Well written, very entertaining.

              But I grew up on them in college and still love a F-o-F once in a while.

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              1. re: yankeefan

                It's a familiar stand-by. I don't even associate it with fish; it's almost in a separate category, like an enlarged fish stick. It's not memorable, it's not fine dining but it's found its was into my DNA.

                Now if you're looking for actual "fish" Culver's makes a fine cod sandwich.