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If I wanted to induce a heart attack in a friend,

Where should I take them?

I was thinking a chili half smoke @ Ben's, but i'm sure there's something more calorically horrific than that.

Criteria
- good
- artery hardening

Thanks in Advance,
WIA

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  1. Pork Bellley followed by Pig Neck BBQ at Honey pig with a finish of Pork Belly & baby octopus or large squid chul pan. For two, it will also induce a food coma from too much food for two people short of William Refrigerator Perry and his bigger, hubgrier brother to finish.

    1. Toasted Marshmallow or Milky Way Milkshakes at Good Stuff Eatery.

      Cupcakes at Georgetown Cupcake. Sure, they're small... so you can eat more.

      Cheeseburger sub with everything at Mario's.

      1. Go to Chili's or Outback and get one of those awesome blossoms. I think they have close to 3,000 calories in the appetizer.

        3 Replies
        1. re: Jacey

          Slander! It's only "reported" to be 2200+ calories.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blooming...

          Please! State the facts!

          1. re: Dennis S

            Nope, outside places have done nutritional testing on it and some have been around 3,000. It varies on how much breading/oil they use and the amount of sauce.

          1. re: little audrey

            Or really any indian lunch buffet...you get a heart attack just looking at all the ghee the food is swimming in.

          2. Oh definitly Ben's, possibly followed by Five Guys. You're a really good friend :) hahaha