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If I wanted to induce a heart attack in a friend,

WestIndianArchie Feb 26, 2009 02:00 PM

Where should I take them?

I was thinking a chili half smoke @ Ben's, but i'm sure there's something more calorically horrific than that.

- good
- artery hardening

Thanks in Advance,

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    Jacey Feb 27, 2009 05:30 PM

    I actually heard Macaroni Grill has the most fattening/caloric food of any chain.

    1. hill food Feb 27, 2009 12:20 PM

      doesn't some place in town serve Poutine?

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      1. re: hill food
        bordeauxfan Feb 27, 2009 03:18 PM

        IIRC you had a Baltimore weekend recently -- too bad you didn't get your Poutine fix at Woodberry Kitchen!


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          hill food Feb 27, 2009 07:11 PM

          there'll be a next time. I'm hooked on the town.

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          Dennis S Feb 27, 2009 04:46 PM

          In Herndon, yes. Jimmy's.

        3. Insidious Rex Feb 27, 2009 09:27 AM

          I believe someone here mentioned you can get a jumbo steak and ham and egg and cheese and bacon sub (with extra bacon!) at Danny's in NE. And be sure to add a side of chili cheese fries with that. Oh the humanity...

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            kneelconqueso Feb 27, 2009 06:59 AM

            pretty sure the chili-cheese fries are worse than the half-smoke, calorically/cholesterol wise.

            my vote goes for marios:
            triple cheesesteak add mayo and bacon
            shrimp jammers (each 'jammer' is a piece of shrimp, stuffed in a piece of cheese, wrapped with jalapeno, breaded, and deep fried. amazing)

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              Ericandblueboy Feb 26, 2009 06:49 PM

              Ray's Hellburger topped with foie gras.

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              1. re: Ericandblueboy
                ktmoomau Feb 27, 2009 06:50 AM

                Def hell burger with Foie Gras, get a side of mac and cheese too or something.

                If I didn't hate the taste of elevation burger, I would suggest going for the burger that you can get any number of patties you want, but I hate their burgers.

                But if you followed the 2,200 blooming onion with something else from Outback you could really probably push your one day caloric intake into what normal people are supposed to eat in a week.

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                Elyssa Feb 26, 2009 06:33 PM

                Oh definitly Ben's, possibly followed by Five Guys. You're a really good friend :) hahaha

                1. little audrey Feb 26, 2009 03:42 PM

                  Hit the buffet at Fortune Star

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                    Jacey Feb 26, 2009 03:47 PM

                    Or really any indian lunch buffet...you get a heart attack just looking at all the ghee the food is swimming in.

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                      WestIndianArchie Feb 26, 2009 04:16 PM

                      mmm Ghee (c) Homer

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                    Jacey Feb 26, 2009 03:40 PM

                    Go to Chili's or Outback and get one of those awesome blossoms. I think they have close to 3,000 calories in the appetizer.

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                      Dennis S Feb 26, 2009 03:48 PM

                      Slander! It's only "reported" to be 2200+ calories.


                      Please! State the facts!

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                        Jacey Feb 27, 2009 09:02 AM

                        Nope, outside places have done nutritional testing on it and some have been around 3,000. It varies on how much breading/oil they use and the amount of sauce.

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                          Dennis S Feb 27, 2009 04:45 PM

                          I was joking there.

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                      Steve Feb 26, 2009 02:14 PM

                      Toasted Marshmallow or Milky Way Milkshakes at Good Stuff Eatery.

                      Cupcakes at Georgetown Cupcake. Sure, they're small... so you can eat more.

                      Cheeseburger sub with everything at Mario's.

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                        deangold Feb 26, 2009 02:07 PM

                        Pork Bellley followed by Pig Neck BBQ at Honey pig with a finish of Pork Belly & baby octopus or large squid chul pan. For two, it will also induce a food coma from too much food for two people short of William Refrigerator Perry and his bigger, hubgrier brother to finish.

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