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The danger of making desserts when bored

So it was slow in the restaurant today. We were bored and then a particular craving came over me.

I headed to the dep a couple of doors down with my sous in tow.

When we got back I made an old favorite, Deep Fried Mars Bars. Great with vanilla ice cream. So the next thing I know, we are experimenting with various candyéchocolate bars....

What felt like gaining 5 pounds later......

The moral of the story is that it can dangerous when youère bored in a stocked kitchen.

Any good experiments, stories or recipes from when you were bored, in a kitchen or bothÉ

Recipe for deep Fried Mars Bar available upon request!

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  1. Try deep fried Oreos. I had them over ice cream at a pub in Amherst, MA in they were lots of fun. The Oreos become kinda cakelike when deep fried.

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    1. re: kattyeyes

      We did them today...and twinkies, OHenry's (Canadian Candy Bar), and many wierd and wonderful things. Chocolate and grease!!!!

    2. Baumkuchen will fill some your "time to kill" when you're bored in the kitchen.
      Give it a try. It's both challenging and fun at the same time.

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      1. re: todao

        Bigfellow, I would love your recipe. MMMmmm.

        1. re: foodie_guru

          INGREDIENTS.

          Oil for frying. Use sunflower oil, coz it’s healthier. DON’T use olive oil.
          Plain flour.
          Corn flour.
          Bicarbonate of soda
          A couple of standard-sized Mars Bar that have been cooled in the fridge (not the freezer).
          A slice of bread, (stale or fresh).
          Milk, skimmed seems to be best.

          You’ll also need:

          A deep pan for frying.
          A mixing bowl.
          A fork (or, ideally, a hand whisk)

          This recipe involves deep frying with hot oil which can be dangerous - just like a chip pan. DO NOT MAKE THIS RECIPE IF YOU ARE A CHILD.

          Don’t muck about with hot oil if you are pissed, or in a hurry, or have kids/cats/dogs about, or a load of idiots assing around in your kitchen, because, if you spill hot oil on yourself, it will be agonisingly painful and you will be scarred & scared for life. Alternatively, you might burn down your house. Never leave a pan of hot oil unattended. Before you start heating anything up, sort yourself out with a clear safe place where you can plonk your hot oil pan to cool when you’ve taken it off the heat.

          Once you’ve sussed all the safety implications, begin ...

          In a bowl, for each Mars Bar, put four heaped teaspoons of plain flour and two heaped teaspoons of corn flour. Add a good pinch of the bicarbonate of soda. Whisk (with a hand whisk or fork) while slowly adding enough of the milk to make a batter - which needs to be about as runny and sticky as thin custard, (you don’t need much milk).

          Chop your Mars Bars into mouth-sized bits about 1 to 2cms long. Pour oil into pan and heat. Don’t fill your pan more than a third full. Don’t use a low-sided frying pan. (I use a large, high-sided wok).

          As the oil heats, test its temperature by taking a small pinch of the bread and plopping it into the oil. The oil will be ready when the pinch of bread sizzles and turns slightly brown in about 10 seconds. Remove each old bit of bread as you try this test. If the oil starts to smoke, take the pan off the heat because the oil is about to catch fire, (which happens very suddenly with a big scary bang followed by huge, three foot high flames leaping from the pan).

          When the oil is ready, dip your pieces of Mars Bar into the batter and let the excess batter drip off, then, carefully lower the pieces of Mars Bar into the oil. Put them in one at a time.

          The batter will fry and turn light brown. You will probably need to turn the Mars Bar bits over to fry their other sides. They are ready when they are evenly browned which should take about a minute.

          When the oil is ready, dip your pieces of Mars Bar into the batter and let the excess batter drip off, then, carefully lower the pieces of Mars Bar into the oil. Put them in one at a time.

          The batter will fry and turn light brown. You will probably need to turn the Mars Bar bits over to fry their other sides. They are ready when they are evenly browned which should take about a minute.

          When cooked, take the fried Mars Bar bits out of the pan and put the pan containing the hot oil in a safe place to cool down. Eat the fried Mars Bar immediately.

          Fried Mars Bars are so darn unhealthy that they’ll probably kill you quicker than cigarettes (especially if you’re a twenty-a-day man). I’m still belching Marsey burps from the one that I ate two hours ago and I only ate one. God knows what’ll start happening when it reaches the other end of my digestive tract.

          The picture is of whole un-chopped version.

           
          1. re: bigfellow

            Your paragraph of cautionary measures made me laugh out loud. Fry on in safety, good man. Fry on! :)

            1. re: kattyeyes

              What can I say...too many Brit comedies as a child and too many years in the UK and South Africa!

              As we say in the bus: "NOW, we're cooking with gas"!!!

              1. re: bigfellow

                Hi again! Count me in on doing something crazy in the kitchen with time on my hands. Last week on this board, Soop started a cool thread, "Shall we make a recipe?" which started off nicely enough as a collaborative cookie-making effort, then sadly, kinda lost steam:
                http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/595264

                I actually think there were additional posts removed because, at one point, we had discussed adding bacon to the cookie (and more than one poster thought that was interesting). HillJ got me thinking about bar cookies and sweetened condensed milk and lynnlato was on board with the bacon idea, so yesterday, I got inspired and ran with it. I made yummy magic bars WITHOUT coconut, and yes, with *bacon* (just a little!). If you're a sweet-n-salty lover, these are not as outrageous as you might think upon first reading about them. In any case, I had fun with this experiment, inspired by CH, and don't think I will be the only one eating these bars. Bacon--it's not just for breakfast anymore--but it was for me today in a bar cookie! ;) I think for conversational value alone, they'd be lots of fun to bring to a party.

                1. re: kattyeyes

                  Thank you for the link. I missed that thread!

                2. re: bigfellow

                  You probably should clarify that "pissed" in British (and presumably Canadian and South African) English means "drunk" not "angry" as it does in American English. Although, you probably shouldn't mess around with hot oil when you're angry, either.

                  1. re: Ruth Lafler

                    HA! Good clarification--I read the original in the American/angry way...but you're right, either way, don't mess with hot oil. ;)

        2. You cannot believe how good deep fried Smuckers Uncrustables are. Although I didn't invent it out of boredom, I heard rumors. Would make a great appetizer.

          1. I don't work in a kitchen, but here at home I have a tendency to cook or bake when bored in the evenings. Typically, I can't find anything on tv, am not in the midst of a good book or a knitting project, and other family refuses to play cards or otherwise interact in some way. I start perusing cookbooks or just peering into the refrigerator and pantry, and before I know it, I've started a soup and have biscuits or scones or the like in dry and wet portions, ready to go for morning. It's kind of a good habit, really. Thank God I haven't bought a deep fryer, though sometimes the baked goods do get out of hand!

            1. I used to work in a bakery and we would get crazy with eclairs and scones: coconut eclairs, orange mousse eclairs, bacon and raisin scones, basil and cheddar scones.

              We would also try to figure out how many things we could make using bananas, peanut butter, chocolate and caramel together. We called it the "Elvis" treatment - Elvis cookies, Elvis ice cream sandwiches, Elvis eclairs, Elvis cakes...you get the idea.

              We used to tell our boss it was "product development."