That's not nutty at all. Soynog is your answer! It's really, truly delicious. This is the only time of year it's available in the stores, and is in the soymilk section. It's not as thick as real eggnog, but tastes very similiar. It's great with rum, just plain over ice, or in coffee (with fresh nutmeg, delicious). There are some other soy versions, but Soynog is the best.