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  <id>555720</id>
  <title>The Dry Rub &amp; Sausage Burglar</title>
  <published_at>Mon Sep 08 13:37:50 -0700 2008</published_at>
  <post_count>5</post_count>
  <board>
    <id>33</id>
    <name>Food Media and News</name>
  </board>
  <posts>
    <post>
      <post>
        <level>0</level>
        <id>4018208</id>
        <content>You just can't make stuff like this up !!  A CH goes over the deep end ???

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10411447?source=rss</content>
        <published_at>Mon Sep 08 13:37:50 -0700 2008</published_at>
        <parent_id></parent_id>
        <user>
          <id>145071</id>
          <name>pondrat</name>
        </user>
      </post>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4018425</id>
      <content>So what kind of a rub would you use for long pig?</content>
      <published_at>Mon Sep 08 14:52:29 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>4018208</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10784</id>
        <name>Scrapironchef</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4021921</id>
      <content>you're right...you just can't make this stuff up. freaking hi-larious.</content>
      <published_at>Tue Sep 09 17:55:35 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>4018208</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>103920</id>
        <name>goodhealthgourmet</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4021955</id>
      <content>it's post like this that we need those "Freaky wild rolling eyes" smilies for!!

That's INSANE!!!

Ya don't think it's some weird food fetish sex thing do you?

This one goes firmly in my "Only In America" file!</content>
      <published_at>Tue Sep 09 18:06:32 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>4018208</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>86137</id>
        <name>purple goddess</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>4029502</id>
      <content>He's been released...

http://www.kentucky.com/523/story/521028.html

So if you live in the area and have the physique of a pork shoulder, remember to lock your doors and windows at night.</content>
      <published_at>Fri Sep 12 10:07:09 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>4018208</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>73013</id>
        <name>LabRat</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>4031669</id>
      <content>How do prosecutors *not* have enough evidence to file charges after the suspect left behind his wallet and ID and they recovered the money stolen?  I guess because a dog ate the sausage used for whacking.  Bizarre.</content>
      <published_at>Sat Sep 13 06:55:20 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>4029502</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>10532</id>
        <name>LindaWhit</name>
      </user>
    </post>
  </posts>
</topic>
