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Cristoni Pizzeria - Double Bust

Adsvino Sep 6, 2008 07:30 AM

I checked this new place out because the restaurant blog said the pizza chef came from Naples and trained at Da Michele, which is one of the originators of the pizza style I most love -- think Antica, not Vitos.

Well, bust 1 was when I saw the deck ovens, no wood-burning. There was a guy making pizzas but he did not look Italian.

And the margarita pie was 2 notches above inedible. Tough and leathery crust, non-descript cheese and sauce. A real jaw workout for no payoff.

I usually don't write about first impressions but I really don't see the pizza changing that drastically to the point where it will take on the deck oven places like Terroni, no less Naples.

  1. BombayUpWithaTwist Sep 30, 2008 11:07 AM

    I'm not an expert on pizza, but when I went to Cristoni for lunch about 2 weeks
    ago I thought it was good. I had a slice of pepperoni and a Caesar salad. I liked
    the crispness of the crust and the flavors overall. The salad was nothing special, but fine.

    All the people were very nice there too. Sometimes I'm a klutz and I spilled
    my coke all over my pizza even before I could take a bite. They were very accommodating and gave me a new slice without a problem. I do live only about 5 mins from Cristoni, so it is a convenient location for me. I don't think I'd make a special drive out to it.

    I went to Vito's when they first opened and liked the pizza, but last time about
    a month ago it tasted a little too salty for me.

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    1. re: BombayUpWithaTwist
      HollywoodLocal Jan 6, 2009 11:59 PM

      I could not agree with OP more.

      I have eaten Cristoni over 10 times, my buddy always orders it during our poker game.

      The pepperoni and plain cheese pies are average at best, maybe 2 star if Totino's frozen pizza is a 1.

      So why do I give it one star?

      GET THIS:

      When you any type of custom pizza, they take a fully cooked cheese pizza...


      This is just gross.

      Laziness taken to this extremity is hard for me to even comprehend. I'm sure they save a little time and money not preparing a custom pizza, but come on, hot cheese pizza with luke warm ham and mushrooms thrown on top?

      What kind of operation is this?

      You are CRAZY to spend your money here with the other options around (Vito's, Johnnie's, etc.)... unless you like hot pizza with cold toppings.

      Maybe it's a new trend I don't know about?

      Regardless, it will be interesting to see if they can survive on location alone, because they really don't have anything else going for them.

      1. re: HollywoodLocal
        Adsvino Jan 7, 2009 04:53 AM

        OP here. GET THIS: They are already opening another Cristoni Pizza in Beverly Hills!
        The sign is already up. Who the hell is eating here?

        When I wrote that original post they emailed and said it was opening jitters and offered me a free meal--do you think I ever went back?

        My guess is they are hoping people won't notice their shoddy work. Kudos for noticing.


        1. re: Adsvino
          latindancer Jan 10, 2009 05:28 PM

          The Cristoni in Beverly Hills is aimed at tourist and home delivery.
          It's in the old Jacopo's building and once residents get wind of how mediocre it apparently is it will be interesting to see how they do.
          The lease space is a crazy amount of money, the reason Jacopo's left, and they'll have to do well in order to survive in this economic market.

          1. re: Adsvino
            Adsvino Apr 28, 2009 06:55 PM

            TRIPLE BUST, aka Out of Business. Guess we hounds saw the writing here from day one. I am sure the Cafe Primo at Americana is not far behind. Anyone eating there?

            1. re: Adsvino
              cinzia Apr 30, 2009 07:31 PM

              Actually, only Sunset Blvd. Cristoni closed but not BH...unless it did last nite.

              1. re: cinzia
                Adsvino Apr 30, 2009 08:56 PM

                Right, BH is still alive, but perhaps on life support...

                1. re: Adsvino
                  cinzia May 15, 2009 01:54 PM

                  Drive by just about every nite on my way home...looks like the guys are sitting outside waiting for business.

                  1. re: cinzia
                    ahuacatl May 15, 2009 03:15 PM

                    Primo Bistro on SM Blvd. is the same, mostly staff loafing around. PB crowded the sidewalk with a bazillion chairs and tables behind a planter moat and it serves little beyond underlining how little business they're doing. And to create a pedestrian chokepoint a la Sunset Plaza eateries.

                    I walk by there almost daily. I hope the staff is getting paid decently, because they sure aren't getting any tips. What a money black hole those places must be.

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        Adsvino Sep 28, 2008 07:53 AM

        Did they change dough recipes? Perhaps after all this critique.....

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        1. re: Adsvino
          BombayUpWithaTwist Sep 30, 2008 11:09 AM

          They may have changed it after reading your original post. Maybe you can go back and give is a second report;o)

          1. re: BombayUpWithaTwist
            Adsvino Sep 30, 2008 01:40 PM

            I'll see if my stomach can handle it.....still digesting the last go.

            1. re: Adsvino
              BombayUpWithaTwist Sep 30, 2008 08:45 PM

              aaaahhh, come on, take one for the team again;o)

              Mostly, I want to see if my tastebuds are dead or not! I

              1. re: BombayUpWithaTwist
                Adsvino Oct 1, 2008 07:13 AM

                Pizza is my forte, and even post-mozza I think LA sorely lacks in the real Naples or VPN pizza, my favorite. Only Antica passes muster, where a smaller city like DC has several great options. As for NY pizza, LA is fine, as Vito's, Damianos, Village, Mulberry all rock (don't like Joe's--too crispy thin and jagged, too severe--a NY slice needs to be crisp yet oiled and lubricated).

                INHO Bollini sucks, Mozza is not pizza but a topped flatbread derivative. Honestly, Cristoni has slim to no change of entering the big leauges, but I will go by and report back (though I may not eat if things look awry). ad-

                1. re: Adsvino
                  BombayUpWithaTwist Jan 14, 2009 09:24 AM

                  I did go back and ordered a whole pizza to go and it was pretty bad. It was soggy and just didn't taste that great. The reason may have been it got steamed in the box, but I couldn't get to crisp up even after putting it in the oven. I won't be going back. I guess I should have just listened to Adsvino in the first place;o)

              2. re: Adsvino
                BombayUpWithaTwist Sep 30, 2008 08:47 PM

                aaah, come on, take one for the team;o)

                Mostly, I want to see how my tastebuds are for pizza. I know Japanese food, but pizza I'm still an amateur!

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            sloanedone Sep 25, 2008 04:00 PM

            Tried a couple slices. It's not entirely awful. Canned sauce for sure. Crust had a better texture than what I heard, but an odd wheaty taste. Maybe he's using dough that should be cooked at a higher temp. Cheese didn't cut through the sauce. Sausage was tasty, but that taste overshadowed the rest of the slice. With all that said it's better than some others in the neighborhood (North End, Tomato Pie) but it gets massacred by the big dogs (Vito's, Joe's, Mozza is in another state from it). That little twit from Entourage was there...eating a salad of course. I'm going to try a whole pie and make a final decision after that.

            5 Replies
            1. re: sloanedone
              Burger Boy Sep 25, 2008 08:10 PM

              Where is North End Pizza? TYIA

              1. re: Burger Boy
                Adsvino Sep 25, 2008 08:19 PM

                3rd I think--isn't that the Boston style pizza place. Can someone tell me what Boston style pizza is?

                1. re: Adsvino
                  RicRios Sep 25, 2008 09:02 PM

                  Perhaps this wiki link?

                  1. re: RicRios
                    Adsvino Sep 26, 2008 07:06 AM

                    Nope--pizza in a Boston, MA style, not the Boston chain.

                    Anyway, speaking of new pizza experiences, I schlepped out to Monterey Park at lunch to try Bollini's the other day, which was only one notch above Cristonis, and that with a woodburning oven.

                    Honestly, the only game in town for my beloved VPN pizza is Antica. Kinda sad.

                    1. re: Adsvino
                      sloanedone Sep 27, 2008 03:55 PM

                      Went back to Cristoni and had a whole pie. Crust was burned black, the rest was soggy. I'll go back if I'm on Sunset at 3AM, but then again I'm not 22 and obnoxious so I doubt that will happen.

            2. Emme Sep 6, 2008 06:56 PM

              bumer, i got an email from Urban Daddy yesterday advertising this new *great* pizza place... too bad it didn't live up to billing... i may try it yet anyways, but thanks for the heads-up to expect little...

              fwiw, was the pizza thin crusted enough? how was the sauce and toppings, in terms of quality for what you had?

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              1. re: Emme
                shebop Sep 7, 2008 10:08 AM

                I spoke to the pizza chef last night - not his menu - not his ovens - not his idea of pizza - unfortunately he's not the boss.......
                He is who they say he is - but he has no control - it's pretty sad.

                1. re: shebop
                  Burger Boy Sep 7, 2008 12:31 PM

                  Man, they must be paying him some serious money for him to stick around then. If they are hyping him so much, I wonder why he had no say so in the ovens and the recipes? Interesting? Is this how restaurant groups do business, just hype and hype?

                  1. re: Burger Boy
                    shebop Sep 7, 2008 02:44 PM

                    The ovens were already in when he arrived - owners feel that Los Angelenos won't understand a more "Italian" menu - ARRRGGGHHH.
                    He moved here from Florida - we'll see how long he stays. Really nice guy.

                    1. re: shebop
                      Adsvino Sep 7, 2008 03:11 PM

                      Oh yeah, we angelenos don't know good, authentic Italian food. wtf.

                      LOL "Not his idea of pizza"

                    2. re: Burger Boy
                      Adsvino Sep 9, 2008 09:29 AM

                      There is hype and there is quality. If you are in Beverly Hills, on the Strip or Hwood Blvd, you need hype. If you are on Beverly Blvd or Culver City, you need quality. Yet there is only so much you can hype pizza, I would let the Naples guy do his thing.

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                  ahuacatl Sep 6, 2008 04:31 PM

                  Thanks for taking one for the team.

                  I saw it promoted, I mean mentioned on the official Primo Corporation newswire, I mean that eating blog. They've already got a guy holding a sign blocking west bound traffic on Sunset, it doesn't matter what they serve, there's a certain demographic that will eat there anyway.

                  What is with all the site-seeing tour busses, parking & advertising sign-holding people holding up traffic? With all the congestion it seems like the city would curb that activity.

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                    Burger Boy Sep 6, 2008 09:42 AM

                    Here is the press release i found:

                    Cristoni Pizzeria boasts an extensive menu of classic Neapolitan style pies created under the direction of Enrico Sautto, a 4th generation Pizzaolo who was trained in the traditional methods of pizza making at his family’s world-renowned pizzeria - Antica Pizzeria Da Michele in Naples, Italy.

                    Which means that the menu was created by a guy from Antica Pizzeria Da Michele, not that he is working here. It also does not mean he oversaw the training and execution of the recipes. I learned a long time ago to read between the lines.

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                    1. re: Burger Boy
                      Adsvino Sep 6, 2008 01:14 PM

                      He created the menu? Margarita pizza. Pepperoni. Wow, he must be creative...

                      I thought some of the Naples flair might rub off, but alas, none.

                      1. re: Adsvino
                        Servorg Sep 6, 2008 01:16 PM

                        Maybe they were shooting for Naples, LB?

                        1. re: Servorg
                          Adsvino Sep 6, 2008 01:35 PM

                          LOL. Aim high, pizza joints.

                          1. re: Adsvino
                            RicRios Sep 6, 2008 01:40 PM

                            Why on earth nobody does fugazzetas ???


                            Or even better, fugazzeta rellena ( with the mozarella INSIDE the dough)????


                            1. re: RicRios
                              Burger Boy Sep 6, 2008 01:52 PM

                              I will take 2 for here and 6 togo, for the freezer. Why on earth does no one make one like that. Fahgetaboutit!

                              1. re: RicRios
                                Adsvino Sep 6, 2008 02:05 PM

                                Looks like Chicago stuffed crust pizza......how does it differ.

                                1. re: RicRios
                                  condiment Sep 7, 2008 06:10 PM

                                  Fugazzetta is Argentine in origin, which is why Italian-run pizzerias tend not to have it. Locally, you can find pizza fugazetta at Damiano's Mr. Pizza on Fairfax and at the Mercado Buenos Aires in Van Nuys.

                                  1. re: RicRios
                                    craigbuck1 Apr 7, 2009 11:08 AM

                                    The best fugazetta in town is at Carniceria Argentino (or Alex's Meat Market) on Victory just west of Lankershim in NoHo. You have to order ahead because they make them custom, but they stuff the crust with meat. They prefer pepperoni, but I prefer prosciutto. They're fantastic!

                                    The meats there are amazing, too. Hand-cut beef to your specifications at half the supermarket prices.

                            2. re: Burger Boy
                              Adsvino Sep 6, 2008 01:39 PM

                              This is picture of a pizza from Da Michele:

                              Go to Cristoni and see if the margarita looks like this.....

                              1. re: Adsvino
                                Burger Boy Sep 6, 2008 01:49 PM


                                1. re: Burger Boy
                                  Adsvino Sep 6, 2008 02:05 PM

                                  Yep. That pizza is so good the sauce and cheese are pointless--the crust is to die for. I couldn't even DIGEST the crust at Cristonis.

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