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Food Network looking for really bad cooks

southernitalian Jul 22, 2008 07:13 AM

http://www.charlotte.com/192/story/72...

I can only imagine...

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    HarryK Jul 31, 2008 09:33 PM

    I just sleuthed out the "real deal" on this!

    Slated for first quarter 2009: Kitchen Zero to Superhero

    "Many people think they can cook, but talk to their families and friends and you’ll hear a different story. In Kitchen Zero to Superhero, two celebrity chefs take on the training two teams of hopeless hacks who can barely hold a paring knife without creating carnage. The teams face off in challenges that eliminate each culinary clod until only two remain to vie for a huge cash prize. From burnt buns to caramelized crème brulee, viewers watch the battle to see who will go from Kitchen Zero to Superhero!"

    It sounds like Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares meets The Bad News Bears. hehe

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      Phaedrus Aug 1, 2008 05:03 AM

      Actually, this sounds like What Not To Wear for the culinary deficient.

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        wattacetti Nov 30, 2009 04:24 AM

        It actually sounds like Kitchen Criminals, which ran on the Beeb a couple of years back. John Burton Race and Angela Hartnell compete with culinary incompetents to vie to see who can pull an Eliza Doolittle in front of restaurant crtitics.

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      gyc Jul 28, 2008 04:26 PM

      I bet Food Network is going to do an American Version of "Kitchen Criminals", which was shown in the UK last year. It starred Angela Hartnett and John Burton Race and they each took helm of a group of hopeless cooks and attempted to teach them how to cook. The wannabe cooks were whittled down until one person from each team competed in the finale to cook a 3 course meal.

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        Withnail42 Jul 28, 2008 06:29 PM

        Sounds like what Marco Pierre White will be doing on NBC tis fall.

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          Phaedrus Jul 28, 2008 06:31 PM

          Is this a race on who can be the most abusive towards the contestants? This is almost as good (bad) as the Japanese game shows where they beat up on the conestants.

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            HarryK Jul 31, 2008 09:37 PM

            Naw, Marco's is actually a redo of the UK "Last Restaurant Standing".

        2. tatamagouche Jul 26, 2008 02:55 PM

          As a Denver blogger I actually got sent the details because they'll be in the area doing a casting call in mid-Aug. If you're in the Southwest and inclined to try out, details are there (address in profile). (I posted as much on the SW board too but I didn't ask the mods to sticky it...).

          Actually, if Food Network joined forces with Comedy Central on this one, it could be really entertaining. If I were a program developer, I'd totally create a show where comedians had to cater million dollar fundraisers or something.

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            HarryK Jul 28, 2008 12:03 AM

            >>> Food Network joined forces with Comedy Central on this one

            You know, Comedy Central recently resurrected a new version of The Gong Show. Maybe they could have a Food Gong Show. :)

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              Withnail42 Jul 28, 2008 05:20 AM

              They should really bring The Gong Show concept into the FN boardroom during programing meetings. The next time someone suggests a new RR show GONG!, or a show where Paula can 'let her hair down' GONG!!, perhaps letting Giada out unscripted...GONG!!!

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                Phaedrus Jul 28, 2008 06:13 AM

                They would all need earplugs. Plus, OSHA might step in before then.

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              goodhealthgourmet Jul 28, 2008 03:40 PM

              "Actually, if Food Network joined forces with Comedy Central on this one, it could be really entertaining."
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              but it would have to be done right, because there was nothing funny or entertaining about corey kahaney's short-lived stint as a contestant on TNFNS ;)

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              RGC1982 Jul 25, 2008 02:22 PM

              Isn't that what "How to Boil Water" was supposed to be about? I thought the blonde was going to slice her own fingers more than once, and I also thought Jacques was considering slicing his wrists after watching her at least once or twice. Tyler Florence seemed to have much more patience...

              1. DiveFan Jul 25, 2008 02:22 PM

                Stop it, STOP IT, puleeze. ROFLMAO!

                I think I just sprained a rib muscle......

                Definitely in the running for Funniest ......CH Topic....... Ever

                1. Withnail42 Jul 25, 2008 12:19 PM

                  Isn't this "Hell's Kitchen"?

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                    mpalmer6c Jul 24, 2008 11:13 PM

                    I thought that was what they were doing with "The Next Foodnetwork Star."

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                      rochfood Jul 24, 2008 08:14 PM

                      Is this where I heap my scorn upon The Food Network ? Yep..It looks like I came to the right place.

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                        cook52 Jul 24, 2008 07:39 PM

                        Don't they already have the worst cooks around?

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                          swsidejim Jul 22, 2008 02:08 PM

                          hasn't this been their game plan/marketing plan for a while now?

                          1. The Dairy Queen Jul 22, 2008 01:58 PM

                            Sign me up! Would my humpty dumpty Elvis cake count? http://www.chowhound.com/topics/438182#3022771 Or my spongy, blue "yolkless eggs" from when Dunlop was COTM? http://www.chowhound.com/topics/494664#3452095 Or, how about my elephant man-like souffle from the unused cookbook thread? http://www.chowhound.com/topics/52903...

                            I wouldn't suppose there's a million dollar prize involved? After all, I would have to be humiliated on national television...

                            ~TDQ

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                              LindaWhit Jul 22, 2008 02:10 PM

                              Ding, ding, ding - ladies and gents, we HAVE a winnah! ;-)

                              Oh, TDQ, that blue egg one would DEFINITELY get you on the show! LOL

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                                The Dairy Queen Jul 22, 2008 02:15 PM

                                Sadly, it tasted as awful as it looked.

                                ~TDQ

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                                  LindaWhit Jul 22, 2008 08:04 PM

                                  But it looks like your second try at those eggs worked a good bit better. But the blue eggs would work better for this show. :-)

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                                chef chicklet Jul 28, 2008 09:13 AM

                                Dear DQ, I have to say for the most unique execution of eggs, you win.
                                I just don't want to see Sandra Lee stealing your idea. After all you own it.

                                I think your successes with cooking good food are by far greater than your mishaps :)

                              3. dave_c Jul 22, 2008 11:33 AM

                                With all the "fix it" shows - fashion, raising kids, training dogs and home improvement, this seems like the next logical step.

                                The premise sounds interesting and I'd be willing to watch the first few episodes to see how terrible these cooks are, how/what the professionals teach these horrible cooks and the end results. Not being a professional, I'm always interested in learning something new. Am I asking too much of the Food Network? lol.

                                Hopefully, the teachers are true professional chefs and not the Rachael Ray, Sandra Lee and Paula Deen's of FN. Also, if the show follow the typical formula, the show will have two host offering quirky banter. A cute woman and a metrosexual man???

                                1. ChefJune Jul 22, 2008 10:52 AM

                                  Oy Vay!

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                                    SophiaAyalaGettys Nov 28, 2009 07:19 PM

                                    Hey Chef June!

                                    I was one of the Worst Cooks! And I can tell you, they are absolute true chefs and I was an absolute nightmare in the kitchen! This expirience changed my life and my health! I am now hoping to enroll in culinary school this coming spring or fall! (As soon as I can get the funding together:) I never knew this is what I always wanted to do. i hope you enjoy the show!!!

                                  2. Phaedrus Jul 22, 2008 10:06 AM

                                    This is so full of possibilities....

                                    Scene 1:

                                    Bad cook: I just set fire to the kitchen and I made your idiot proof recipe a total disaster. I am so sorry...

                                    Paula Deen and Sandra Lee: Thrown some butter on it and no one will notice. Pass the damned bottle.

                                    Scene 2:

                                    Head of FN Programming: You have just won the New Food Network Star Contest!!

                                    Bad Cooks: But we are here for remedial cooking lesson for the bad cook contest.

                                    Head of FN programming: Same difference! Here, you get your own cooking show, now get out there make some money for me!!!

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                                      LindaWhit Jul 22, 2008 12:37 PM

                                      LOL! Both scenarios are possible. :-)

                                      But has anyone else wondered if they'll actually get the worst cook or someone pretending to be really bad in the kitchen just to get on TV?

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                                        goodhealthgourmet Jul 28, 2008 03:38 PM

                                        phaedrus, thanks for the laugh. scenario 1 is hilarious!

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                                        LabRat Jul 22, 2008 07:59 AM

                                        Are they looking to replace Sandra Lee?

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                                          Phaedrus Jul 22, 2008 02:03 PM

                                          Now here is a thought, why don't we write in Sandra Lee, RR, and the lot. Think they'd get the hint?

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