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<topic>
  <id>540386</id>
  <title>Serviceable Brooklyn Italian Delis</title>
  <published_at>Sat Jul 19 15:53:45 -0700 2008</published_at>
  <post_count>9</post_count>
  <board>
    <id>19</id>
    <name>Outer Boroughs</name>
  </board>
  <posts>
    <post>
      <post>
        <level>0</level>
        <id>3883975</id>
        <content>I just tried a hero, based on a recommend from these boards, from Caputo's Deli... 

And the news is not good.

--Please keep in mind that this is only a critique of their hero (it was an Eh-talian Combo, purportedly). They seem like plenty well-meaning people and the rest of their goods looked wonderful, etc.

However,

As I was eating it I became confounded. What is so difficult about making a good hero/ grinder sandwich? Never mind a hot one...And why the hell do I have to go to Bensonhurst to get one?  I might as well spend an hour on the train to go to 101 Deli in Rockaway...

Or do I have to?

Am I missing some gem out there?(I just discovered Defonte's, and they promptly closed shop for vacation.) 

But back to this Crapooto anti-hero: 

The bread was fine but unassisted by:

--Sad, identity-crisis-having lettuce which was both stalky leaf AND shredded wilt? 
--Very unhappy bologna (at least go with mortadella I mean for the love...) And when I say mayo on both sides I mean it, K? 
--Some kind of skimpy smattering of cherry peppers and a waifish piece of provolone. -Whatever-prosciutto and Whatever-salami. 

I mean if you're going to make a heartless sandwich like that you shouldn't even bother. It looked as if an autistic person made it: like there was some kind of awful and inscrutable logic to its design.

And I won't even get into finding excellent macaroni or potato salad (which they don't have anyway but would I'm sure be equally phoned in.) 

Note to Aspiring Deli Artists:

If you're going to charge $9 for a hero and the sum of its parts is 2 to 3 dollars MAX, it better be a damn fine, perky, slathered, tangy, spicy-hot-sweet,  fevered-dream inducing foot of wedded bliss. 

Because otherwise that's just Rude.



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        <published_at>Sat Jul 19 15:53:46 -0700 2008</published_at>
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        <user>
          <id>211318</id>
          <name>MickdaQuick</name>
        </user>
      </post>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>1</level>
      <id>3884036</id>
      <content>Go to Leoni's Mozzarella or John's Deli if you want a good hero.</content>
      <published_at>Sat Jul 19 16:34:14 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3883975</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>113604</id>
        <name>JFores</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>3884052</id>
      <content>I will, thanks. Right after I finish licking my wounds. Hate getting burned, but Caveat Emptor!</content>
      <published_at>Sat Jul 19 16:41:28 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3884036</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>211318</id>
        <name>MickdaQuick</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>3884062</id>
      <content>Or just skip the hero and get a dozen proscuitto balls from Joe's Perette.

Fuhgeddaboudit!  

</content>
      <published_at>Sat Jul 19 16:49:49 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3884052</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>14693</id>
        <name>Larry Brooks</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>3884069</id>
      <content>Oh yeah, get the roast beef at John's.</content>
      <published_at>Sat Jul 19 16:53:57 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3884052</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>113604</id>
        <name>JFores</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>3884344</id>
      <content>For my money the roast beef at Clemente's is better than John's. Plus they have it every day.</content>
      <published_at>Sat Jul 19 19:54:43 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3884069</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>31906</id>
        <name>Eggsactley</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>2</level>
      <id>3884395</id>
      <content>That's Lioni Latticini.  I think that the hero place is actually called something else, but you can't miss it.  They have at least 300-400 different varieties of hero, each made to order (including the cooking of the fillings in the hot ones).  Spectacular.  Also great, if a little quirky, is DeFonte's in Red Hook.  Closes before dinner (even earlier on Saturday, not open Sunday).</content>
      <published_at>Sat Jul 19 20:22:49 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3884036</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>12428</id>
        <name>bobjbkln</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>3</level>
      <id>3892958</id>
      <content>A &amp; S Pork Store (Fifth Ave in Park Slope) has some good Italian sandwiches.  Catene Deli (9th St. near 4th Ave) does too.</content>
      <published_at>Tue Jul 22 19:34:21 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3884395</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>12876</id>
        <name>parkslopemama</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>3893098</id>
      <content>didn't i just hear that a&amp;s pork store is closing? </content>
      <published_at>Tue Jul 22 20:38:22 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3892958</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>13571</id>
        <name>redgirl</name>
      </user>
    </post>
    <post>
      <level>4</level>
      <id>3894247</id>
      <content>While probably not as good as the other places mentioned, I haven't gone wrong at D'Amico's on Court Street.  They have good Italian cold cuts and cheeses, make a nice hero and are the cheapest snadwiches around.</content>
      <published_at>Wed Jul 23 09:10:18 -0700 2008</published_at>
      <parent_id>3892958</parent_id>
      <user>
        <id>17085</id>
        <name>Matt M.</name>
      </user>
    </post>
  </posts>
</topic>
