Most Disgusting Cereal, Ever.
I just bought the most disgusting cereal ever: Trader Joe's "Cherry Almond Clusters." Now it seemed like a good idea, crunchy granola mixed with dried cherries and almonds, and the photo on the pachage looked appetizing... but no! What's inside the box looks like what birds sometimes leave on my car: deep cherry colored granola (!) mixed with large corn flakes (to lighten up the appearance I suspect) plus genuinely good cherries and probably also almonds (I haven't noticed them thanks to the distracting red granola clusters). It's also actually too sweet for my taste.
I can't remember ever having a disgusting cereal before, are there others out there?
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Recently diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, the medical folk suggested that I need to review having muesli for breakfast and switch to either Shredded Wheat or Weetabix. And not to add any sugar. I have tried this. They are both equally vile. Taste & texture are of damp cardboard.
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Anything that remotely resembles big clods of granola. It looks like something that was dredged out of a cat box. Will. Not. Touch.
My taste in cereal is like that of a kid's, but then I usually eat it as a dessert, out of hand, no milk. Except for grape nuts, I like those. And I like shredded wheat as an out-of-hand snack, too.
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re: sebetti
I've always loved Frosted Mini Wheats. What a thrill when they came out with flavors! You'd think after throwing away my second box I'd have stopped trying the vile variations, but noooo, I just had to go and try the vanilla flavor. Why they thought the flavor of used kitty litter would make a good cereal....
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OK, I haven't tried the TJ cherry granola clusters, but almost everything else mentioned here, I loved. When I still ate gluten.
Wheetabix: yum.
Puffed rice: I would eat it by the handful by the bag. I am so not joking. I could eat a bag of this a day. I should probably not wonder if my local stores carry it.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch: The crack of breakfast cereal.
Oatmeal: wholesomeness in a bowl. One of the few ways I liked raisins. And brown sugar.
Cream of Wheat: grits for northerners. Mandatory breakfast when I was sick.
Shredded wheat: same category as Wheetabix. Like eating a hay bale, only delicious. No, really.
Froot Loops: The edible form of Saturday morning cartoons. And Sunday comics. In one bowl.
Grape Nuts: The King of all cereals. Great cold with milk, hot with milk and butter and salt and sugar, sprinkled over ice cream . . . seriously, that's the one thing that I still sincerely miss and have been unable to replace after being gluten-free for well over a decade. Just as well. Sometimes the memories can be more precious than the thing itself . . .I have no disgusting cereals. I don't know that I've ever not finished a box of cereal--unless there were an insect invasion or someone didn't close the bag and it went stale.
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re: mattstolz
my first job out of college before i went corporate was as a nanny to an unbelievably spoiled and bratty toddler...that girl used to throw EPIC tantrums. i have a very distinct memory of one day finally just giving up trying to calm her down, and sitting next to her on the kitchen floor eating either honey or brown sugar Frosted Mini-Wheats straight from the box while she screamed her head off...unfortunately that's now the one thing that comes to mind whenever someone mentions them.
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This is probably an odd one to pick on, but I detest Cinnamon Toast Crunch! It's just so friggin sweet, I can barely get it down for some reason. I love cinnamon, but sort of as a warming accent flavor, not crusted with sugar on already sweet little "toasts". Yuck.
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There are so many gross cereals! Weetbix is very nasty and tastes like cardboard, I was made to eat it as a child. I used to like Coco Pops, Froot Loops and Rice Bubbles...now consider them pretty disgusting. The worst were Frosties! I think they were just cornflakes coated in sugar..
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Here's my bad cereal experience:
Kashi Summer Berry granola. I like to eat granola for cereal, but this stuff is TOO sweet. I love Kashi's Go Lean Crunch so I thought I'd like this....granola with summer berries sounds good, right?
But no. I can't make a dent in the box.
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Captain Crunch. The only ceral to deposit a rancid oil slick on the milk surface and still taste akin to sugered cat litter.
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re: Bob W
I find a bowl of Captain Crunchberries immensely satisfying (or, rather, the 8-year-old in me does). The berries add just the right amount of artificial tartness to an otherwise monotonously sweet cereal :)
Unfortunately, it's also the cereal voted most likely to shred the inner lining of your mouth to bits so that whatever else you eat that day has a cotton-y mouthfeel and is accompanied by a burning sensation.
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My younger brother in Vermont, a man of fine taste, volunteered that "Lucky Charms" should make the Kasey Kasem's top "whatever" list, for worthless breakfast fare. Is Kasey still alive, or did he succumb to breakfast cereal or spinning disks? Inquiring minds need to know....
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IMO...the cereals of our yesteryears....i.e. apple jacks, fruit loops, etc.....do NOT taste like I remember them. They most certainly have switched the "recipe", much to my dismay, as I do enjoy a bowl of sugary cereal once in while......................
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re: Lindseyup67
Now that's a good point, Lindseyup67. I bet they've cheapened up and flavored down the cereals we used to like.
One of my favorites was Cocoa Krispies with Reddi Whip -- and I'm sure neither taste like I remember them.
As to disgusting, I can't really come up with a cereal I hate. Although, I tried Barbara's Puffin peanut butter thingys, based on recommendations here, and found them incredibly boring. Even the dog wouldn't eat them, and he'd jump out of a plane for peanut butter.
Hubby ate them, since he puts coffee in his cereal milk, and doesn't notice the taste of bland cereals.
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This goes back a few years, but I always thought that the project team that conceived and marketed "Fruit Loops" as a nutritious breakfast for our children, should all have been executed at dawn.
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re: Veggo
Fruit Loops may be the only sugary kids' cereal that I don't like. It's just too boring, and the different colors aren't different or fruity enough in flavor :)
That said, fruit loops remain an important part of a nutritious breakfast. (Cue pan shot of a large bowl of neon rings suspended in about two cups of milk, with buttered white toast and a large glass of orange juice on the side.
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re: Veggo
"Froot Loops" I think they have to refer to it as "Froot" because there's no real fruit in there. As for the "part of a nutritious breakfast" it's the diabetic coma inducing part of an otherwise ok breakfast... if the bread were whole grain and there was something more nutritious than butter slathered on top.
It makes me sick thinking there are parents buying in to the marketing machine's message. I was at a field trip for DD's class friday and some parents brought those Lunchables for themselves and their kids. I mean they could have bought a loaf of bread and some decent deli meat and cheese for the same price (and less processing).
I think there needs to be stonger regulations regarding marketing and labelling of these products so parents understand they're not getting "nutrition" they're getting salt, starch and filler.
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re: lgss
Same old story. Remember when Wonder Bread was huge, and heavily marketed? Say early 60's? Builds strong bodies 12 ways. I remember wishing my old-fashioned mother would buy this newest miracle product. And then I vividly remember her explaining to me WHY they had to add all of the vitamins & minerals - it's because they had taken them all out of the grain during processing! A tiny lightbulb went on in my brain that day. And a lot of paranoia about advertising was born!
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Kellogs apple jacks! I used to love that thing when I was in kindergarten, to the point that I brought it in as my "morning snack". In fact, I remember that when I brought in cereal as my snack food, half of the class for some reason would want to trade snacks with me, even though they had things like chocolate chip cookies!! 5 year olds are so strange!
Anyway, at some point, my mom got a bit stricter about cereals we were allowed to eat, so apple jacks became banned. Of course, then it becomes like forbidden fruit, and you inflate memories of how good it tasted. Well, in college some 13 or so years later, I forgot the context, but I had the chance to try a handful of apple jacks and was very excited.
Omg, it was the most disgusting cereal!!!! I couldn't believe I used to eat that stuff! Interestingly enough, in college, I was going through an apple cherrios phase. Now, more than ten years later, I can't stand apple cherrios, either. (Though I like the multi-grained ones)
I now like those kashi multi-grain flakes, that I'm sure most people think tastes like cardboard!
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re: anzu
Me too. I can remember LOVING Apple Jacks when I was a kid. Sugary cereals weren't allowed in our house, but my best friend's mother was much more relaxed and as a consequence, I wound up staying over there as much as possible. As you said, forbidden fruit. A couple of months ago I saw a friend with a toddler, who was grasping a baggie full of apple jacks. Of course I stole some, and oh lord, they were dreadful. Yuck. But as I said, I do remember really loving them as a child.
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I cannot believe that Cookie Crisp is still in production. Or are those the same boxes from the late '70s and they just haven't moved yet?
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So many bad cereals, so little time. So here are the highlights (depending on how you look at it). Kaboom was really, really bad. My mom says Wheaties smell like a wet dog (not sure where she gets that, but it's the mental image). I've never been a fan of Shredded Wheat, of any variety.
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Classic schlock of the 70"s: Count Chocula and Frankenberry. So sweet, makes my fillings vibrate.
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re: tatamagouche
Score one for the Midwest. And has anyone ever had Fruit Brute or Yummy Mummy?
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Aside from some hot cereals....the only ones I can stomach (keep in mind i'm not a big milk fan), are Kashi Go Lean (and Go Lean Crunch), and maybe Cheerios.
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re: steinpilz
Any cereal made with rolled oats....where oil is used as a "processing aid" to prevent oats from sticking to rollers which means you need to add additives to prevent the oil from becoming rancid (oxidizing)....best oats are the type that are "steel cut"...a process that is much harder to do...more expensive equipment is needed but you get superior product and no need for the oil....best cereals that I found (so far) are made by a Swiss company called "familia"...Whole Foods has two varieties...2 lb box runs ~$6-$7 per box...great price and product...
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re: goodhealthgourmet
I third the lumpy cream of wheat. I still enjoy it from time to time.
When I was a kid we often had Cream of the West....it was a brown grainy version of cream of wheat. I'd gag every singel time I ate it. I'm sure it was a much healthier version, but I didn't care about that as a kid.
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i was a cereal freak for most of my life, until i had to give it up following a gluten-intolerance diagnosis. over the years i think i tried pretty much every cereal in existence, and few were truly gag-worthy. the only ones that still make me shudder at the mere thought of eating them are the ones with artificial berry flavoring of any kind, e.g. franken berry, boo berry, cap'n crunch crunch berries, kix berry [you get the idea]. for some reason the cloyingly sweet artificial berry flavoring is particularly vile to me...which actually makes me think i'd probably hate the TJ's cereal as much as the OP did.
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re: goodhealthgourmet
yeah, i dislike all the ones you mention here as well. artificial berry and yogurt flavors are not to my liking.
conversely, i don't think i've ever met a chocolatey cereal i didn't like (coco puffs, coco krispies, coco pebbles, and reese cup cereal are all fantastic). peanut butter crunch is lovely.
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re: beelzebozo
i'm *so* with you on the chocolate & PB...don't forget count chocula ;)
i had to give up cereal before i ever tried the chocolate varieties of chex & special k, but i've heard both are pretty nasty. however, if i could still eat the stuff, i'd be all over a box of chocolate lucky charms...
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re: goodhealthgourmet
I really like most varieties of the Special K brand, and I reasonably assumed that I'd like the chocolate one as well- I tried it once, and never again. You'd think it would be at least halfway decent, considering I already like plain Special K... I think my personal issue is the waxy texture of the "chocolate" bits - something just doesn't seem right, haha.
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re: gyozagirl
Interesting...I was reading through this thread to see if anyone besides me thought that Coco-Wheats was the most disgusting cereal of all time. Dad kept getting it for us because he thought that of COURSE we'd like it. We suffered a long time over that, since it was a given in our house that one ate what was set before one without any adverse comments.
I always liked puffed rice, probably the least nutritious cereal ever invented...
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re: goodhealthgourmet
There's also Nature's Path Envirokidz Peanut Butter Panda Puffs. We haven't tried the Koala Crisp (chocolate). http://www.naturespath.com/products/e...
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re: lgss
thanks, i know. the problem is that i'm also soy-intolerant, and a lot of the GF cereals contain soy. the few that i can eat these days have too much sugar in them anyway...so i just make my own granola with GF oats. tastes a heck of a lot better than anything i've ever bought, and it's much healthier to boot.
i'll have to try the mesa sunrise one of these days, but i'm skipping the panda puffs because they may be made with soybean oil. it's a bummer too, because i love PB-flavored cereal!
btw, while we're on the subject, have you tried the Bakery On Main GF Granola [or the one from TJ's, which is the same product]?
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re: Emme
emme! i miss seeing your name in the boards...hope all is well in LA.
the reason i asked is that i personally hated the stuff. i tried a sampling of each flavor at WFM. they were all to sweet, the corn flavor was overpowering, and i thought the fruit flavors [e.g. "apple"] tasted artificial, even though there's real fruit in there - i think they try to "boost" it with addeds...or maybe it was the cinnamon? anyway, i also have a major issue with the fact that it's NOT granola! it's corn cereal with some dried fruits, seeds & nuts tossed in. no oats to be found anywhere in the stuff. very misleading, and semantically incorrect...which, as everyone knows, bothers the heck out of me :)
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re: goodhealthgourmet
interesting, i don't buy any of them regularly - to me they're not worth the caloric investment, but then again cereal or granola isn't a daily *indulgence* for me, more of a desserty type thing. i like cinnamon so i remember thinking that one wasn't bad. i haven't tried any of the others, but my friend liked the rainforest one, if only for the tropical dried flavors in it. i know that misleading info is a pet peeve of yours, so i totally respect that. i'm so over gluten free products to replace inherently gluten based products-i'd rather avoid than struggle with the synthetic process. except for my favorite cereal (which i know you can't have due to the soy :( )
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re: goodhealthgourmet
We're also vegan and I think the TJs GF Granola contains honey.
We had a coupon for Envirokidz so we picked up a bag of the Koala Crisp (chocolate) this weekend but haven't tried it yet. It appears not to contain soy. Organic brown rice flour, organic evaporated cane juice, organic cocoa, natural chocolate flavor, sea salt, organic molasses and organic rice bran extract, but is made in a facility that processes soy, so depends how sensitive you are...
You've right about the Envirokidz, I commented to my husband that they're GF but they're also nutrient-free.
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re: goodhealthgourmet
I love that their cereals are kid-friendly and only lightly sweetened...the kids would prefer there was friendly cartoon animals on the boxes like Envirokidz but they still ask for Shredded Spoonfuls just about every morning(I checked the label, ufortunately it's not GF either).
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Check out the Cheap-Ass Cereals Hall of Fame on The Sneeze, which sadly appears to be suspending operations. (We miss you, Steve, come back.)
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