Today, I want to discuss junk food ... Taiwanese junk food to be exact.
It was a celebratory occasion this past weekend, so my friends decided to take me out for some good eatin’ and drinkin’.
Where did we go, you ask? Spago? Bastide? Grace? Maybe Pink’s????
Nope. No such luck.
Went to the next best thing … 85° CELSIUS TEA HOUSE.
And, what did we get? Junk food of course. Taiwanese style.
Let me digress a bit here. 85° Celsius Teahouse doesn’t really specialize in traditional Taiwanese pub food – i.e., oyster omelets, tsong-tzi, stinky tofu, mi-feng, etc.
No, the stuff here is updated Taiwanese food, sort of like “Taiwanese Food Version 2.0.” The clientele is also not what you’d necessarily find at a more traditional Taiwanese restaurant (e.g. SinBaLa or Old Country Café). Folks here are a bit younger, the cell phone of choice is JDM, the ride more likely to be a spec’d out S2000 than a Honda Odyssey or a Mercedes G-class, etc.
You get the idea. I, of course, stuck out like a sore thumb. I still remember Ronald Reagan ... the actor; still using my Apple Newton; and my ride of choice is a push-rod ’76 Camaro.
Back to the grub. Here’s what we ordered.
Brick Toast Sweet Butter. Ever wonder what a crème puff would be like if it wasn’t a “puff”? Well, this is the answer. It’s basically a thick slice of white bread, coated with butter, sweet condensed milk and coconut crème, and then some more butter and a sprinkle of powdered sugar for good measure. Then it’s popped into the toaster oven and served piping warm. Better than a donut, and just as sinful on the teeth and waistline.
Squid Jerky. No, this isn’t like Oberto’s beef jerky – hard and dry, and about as chewy as drywall. Nor is it like the bags of dried cuttlefish you can find at any Asian supermarket. This, this evil addictive concoction, is squid that’s been deep fried and then coated with a sweet sugary sauce of some sort. If you told me it was coated with opium, I’d be hard pressed to disagree.
Plum Coke. Da bomb! Think Coke made with sweet and savory plum juice. Sure, it’s an acquired taste, but so is beer and port in my opinion.
I really need to get back to Taipei for some good grub. Replenish the soul, as they say.
But first things first, I’ve got to find my Lipitor …
85° Celsius Tea House
425 West Valley Blvd., Ste. 101