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Worst food writing ever?

This, from a review of a new hot dog joint, by a critic named Graham Duncan, in Toronto's NOW magazine:

"This salad tasted so earthy, fresh and delicious that it was like performing cunnilingus on Alice Waters's vegetable patch."

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  1. OMG ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's completely disgusting -- not just from a Puritanical POV, which doesn't bother me so much, as just how revolting that sounds. I can assure you I'd never be able to go to the restaurant in question and order this salad after hearing that remark.

    1. hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

      sorry, I actually found it quite amusing!

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      1. re: clim212

        agreed - hilarious! i'm just wondering why a hot dog joint has such a seductive-sounding salad . . .

        1. re: mariacarmen

          i guess we don't want to know what he said about the hot dogs!

          1. re: fara

            Um, wittlejosh beat you to that joke by about three weeks.

      2. Hahah, I would definitely be shocked reading that but at least it still makes sense! Like clim, I'm more so amused than disturbed!

        Hillary

        1. verbal acuity is a gift. I thought it was pretty funny, shocking, but funny!

          1. I'm not a prude, but, Sweet Jesus, that's inexcusable.