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May 10, 2007 11:50 AM

Primitivo Osteria

Anyone know it? Impressions?

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  1. Dear god, I went here for a birthday party and it's essentially a collection of Italy's greatest hits, executed with no flair whatsoeever. It was horrible. I'd had better pasta at pizzeria's. I mean, the birthday was fun and I was surrounded by friends, and even though it was a modified prix fixe menu, the items were taken from the real menu. Salmon with mustard sauce... = Unseasoned salmon with a smear of mustard on the side(fresh from the squeeze bottle maybe) and some mash potatoes with steamed veggies. Sounds like cafeteria food to you? Same here.

    Going on to elaborate just how bad this place was for me , have you ever been to a restaurant where they skimp on the chicken parm? This was a while back and perhaps their main menu is a tad better than what was offered on the birthday pri fixe, however I wouldn't get my hopes up.

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