Ouccchhhhh, but hysterical ...(does kinda make me wonder, with so any other places to scene-and-be-seen why "friend, Alan" would ever choose to frequent this place often enough to be considered a "regular" - apparently no more!)
Exactly, a regular no more. It makes you wonder why one would ever go back. But that writer, Aaron Black, whoever he is, went back into the fire a second time and wrote about it again. It's equally hilarious.