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Smoked Oysters -- yummy ways to eat?

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bite bite May 5, 2007 05:48 PM

Just picked up a couple cans on a whim. Last time I ate was when my parents were driving me to college in the back of their closed-top pick-up truck. It was a six hour drive at least and my sister and I packed ourselves a picnic of smoked oysters, cream cheese, crackers and lumpfish roe and various sweets. We ate the smoked oysters on crackers with cream cheese in the baking heat, ducking low when the highway patrol drove by. Classic food memory. But thinking about expanding my repertore and wondering what other ways they might taste good. Was thinking on pumpernickle with cream cheese and dill and a squeeze of lemon. Make sense? Any other ideas?

  1. Veggo May 5, 2007 06:54 PM

    Same ingredients but a different presentation: Drain canned oysters, mince in small food processor. Mix with 8 oz. Philadelphia whipped cream cheese, two splashes Worcestershire sauce, into dip for nice crackers. Garnish dip with cornishons, capers.

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      bite bite May 5, 2007 08:18 PM

      Mmm. That sounds pretty tasty. Thanks.

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        kemi5 Mar 1, 2010 10:00 PM

        Start with your favorite pasta carbonara recipe and kick it up a notch with the addition of smoked oysters, and spinach. It's a well know fact that bacon & oysters pair up terrifically plus it's easy to prepare & SO delicious.

    2. starlady May 5, 2007 08:51 PM

      Capers, Sour Cream, Lemon on toast points. YUMM

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        chef chicklet May 5, 2007 09:17 PM

        Cream of asparagus soup, I sink 3-4 of them in there, adding cream fraiche to the top. Love those things!

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          prima Feb 17, 2013 08:42 AM

          I like mine with sour cream, too.

        2. alex8alot May 5, 2007 09:52 PM

          we like them on pizza

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            bodacious May 5, 2007 10:10 PM

            A dinner guest brought a great appetizer the other night: button mushrooms stuffed with smoked oysters. She said the oyster sits in a sauce of mayonnaise, wasabi, worcestershire and the whole thing is broiled. I don't know the proportions, but they were gobbled up.

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              bite bite May 5, 2007 10:43 PM

              Wow that sounds good.

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                Tom Steele May 6, 2007 01:05 PM

                I recently tried this on for size: I reduced 1 cup of heavy cream by half over medium-high heat, stirring all the while. Then I stemmed 16 medium mushrooms, minced the stems in a mini-processor and tossed them with a few teaspoons of fresh lemon juice. I stirred that into the reduced cream wtih a few dashes of Tabasco and a half-teaspoon of curry powder. I stirred that over medium heat for 5 minutes to reduce it further. Off heat, I stirred in drained smoked oysters from a 4-ounce can. I buttered a gratin and moistened the bottom wtih a few tablespoons of dry sherry. I arranged the mushrooms in a single layer, cap sides down, then put an oyster (or two) and some cream sauce in each cap, then covered the mushrooms with grated smoked cheddar cheese. I baked the gratin at 400 degrees for about 15 minutes. REALLY delicious!

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                  bite bite May 6, 2007 08:37 PM

                  Impressive. Would never have thought of reducing heavy cream -- partially for fear of it getting those little cooked milk chunks in it.

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                    Will Owen May 7, 2007 03:35 PM

                    Someone showed me a somewhat simpler version of this many years ago. You just chop cleaned mushroom stems and smoked oysters together with some minced onion and a bit of Worcestershire sauce. Salt to taste, stir in some cracker crumbs (I like Ritz, but saltines are fine) and enough sour cream to bind it. Stuff the caps you got the stems from (good idea to have them all more or less the same size) and lay stuffed side up in a shallow baking dish. Drizzle a little oil or melted butter over all and bake as above until the caps are cooked - that's the only really important thing, as you pretty much can't overcook the stuffing.

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                      bite bite May 7, 2007 03:41 PM

                      Thx. Any advice on best way to cook the caps (have never made before) -- temp/time approx's? Also, do you think if it would work if left the oysters whole. Wondering is texture might get odd when cooked -- but intrigued bt the whole oyster thing as suggested up in bodacious's post...

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                        Veggo May 7, 2007 05:28 PM

                        Will, this flavor combination sounds good- I'm magneting the recipe to the fridge.

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                          chef chicklet Mar 2, 2010 06:49 AM

                          ok this is a keeper, I just gotta try it.

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                      srr May 6, 2007 12:02 AM

                      I like them on saltine crackers with hot sauce or pickled jalapenos.

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                        bite bite May 6, 2007 12:33 PM

                        Mmm, jalapenos. I hadn't thought of that. The spice could be a really nice compliment.

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                          jencounter Mar 2, 2010 07:12 AM

                          Up until now, I thought my mother and I were the only people who ate them on saltines.

                          I like them with a really good grainy mustard underneath, a dollop of sour cream and fresh cracked pepper on top.

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                            Will Owen Mar 2, 2010 05:29 PM

                            It was my grandpa who introduced me to smoked oysters, not really on purpose; he'd come home mid-afternoon most days (he had a tractor dealership in a tiny town) to put his feet up and read the paper, usually with a beer, a can of oysters and a stack of saltines. I was about ten or eleven, visiting for the week, and thought those ugly greenish things smelled pretty good, so I asked about them. He put one on a cracker for me and warned me, "They're an acquired taste." I acquired it then and there, and so I got a couple every afternoon if I was around.

                        2. pepper_mil May 6, 2007 02:10 AM

                          sandwich with lettuce and mayo

                          1. Will Owen May 7, 2007 03:42 PM

                            My favorite at-the-drawing-board lunch back in my working days was a can of smoked oysters, a half-pint tub of cottage cheese and a box of Ritz crackers. I'd scoop up the cottage cheese on a cracker, top it with an oyster and pop it. I liked the cottage cheese with chives they used to make, which I have not seen in eons, or if I were sufficiently ambitious I'd pick up some green onions and mince one or two (with my X-Acto knife!) and stir that in ("OK, Will, that mechanical looks nice and clean, but why does it smell like onions?").

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                              mwhitmore Nov 9, 2013 07:19 PM

                              Love the X-Acto knife!

                            2. Sam Fujisaka May 7, 2007 05:50 PM

                              I'd eat them exactly as you did on yuor way to college, but I don't have a pick-up truck, closed top or otherwise.

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                                bite bite May 7, 2007 07:13 PM

                                Will be pretty hard to beat -- but looking forward to trying some of the suggestions.

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                                MRWilder Aug 14, 2007 02:15 PM

                                Here's one I came up with back in the 90's. I was in the Navy and was actually trying to come up with something gross, and though I succeeded pretty well in it looking foul, it tasted wonderful! I still make it for occasional casual gatherings. I call it "Oystaguac." (Patent pending...lol) Anyway it was origionally just a very ripe California avacado mashed up and mixed with the oysters, but I have made a few improvements I like to think. I now use 2 small California avacados (they have a stonger flavor than the large Florida species and tend to be softer and easier to work with as well.) Then I just add (to taste) red onion, garlic powder, kosher salt, fresh bround black pepper, and fresh squeezed lime or lemon juice for flavor and also to keep avacado from browning. Mix that all together well, then add as much or as little sour cream as you like, but enough to make it creamy. I also add a bottled green taco sauce that I like, but use whatever salsa you prefer. Fresh or pickled jalapeno work well for spice too. Finally and gently mix in the drained oysters to minimize breaking the oysters. It's goes great on tortilla chips and crackers. Hope you enjoy it!

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                                  Gail Aug 14, 2007 02:24 PM

                                  I put them in scrambled eggs, sprinkle bacon bits on top and surround with avocado slices.
                                  My version of "Handtown Fry"...

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                                    MRWilder Aug 14, 2007 04:20 PM

                                    That sounds good too Gail. I just finshed cutting and cooking from a small whole bacon. It is vey good to put in things like beans and the like instead of salt pork or ham hock, etc, but is pretty good alone too, if you like somthing closer to pork rinds. It renders down to a very nicely flavored grease that I use religously. I used it just now in a recipe for cauliflower I'm toying with. By the way....it's "HangTown Fry" named after 'Frisco back in the wild west. Among other names, 'Frisco was known too as Hang Town by some because being the largest town around, that's where a judge and the law was too. Most of the "lawful" hangings took place there hence the name. As to the dish....A guy found a good deal of gold one day and came to town and ordered the most expensive thing on the menu at a local hotel, so the chef used fresh oysters from the bay there among other ingredients.

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                                      Gail Aug 14, 2007 04:43 PM

                                      Hey, I know all that Gold Rush stuff, I'm a native Cali girl. Remember Herb Caen's book, "Don't Call if Frisco".
                                      Frankly, I try to stay away from too much bacon, but it's hard.

                                  2. Kholvaitar Feb 17, 2013 06:06 AM

                                    Smoked Oyster Log

                                    8 ounces cream cheese, softened
                                    1 tablespoon onions (finely minced)
                                    2 tablespoons mayonnaise
                                    Dash of garlic powder
                                    Dash of salt
                                    Dash of Tabasco
                                    1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
                                    1 can smoked oysters, lightly drained

                                    Mix all ingredients (except oysters). Place mixture flat on waxed or parchment paper in rectangular shape (about 1/4 inch thick). Chill overnight or a couple of hours. Line oysters (smoked) in center of mixture. Roll into shape of a log. Serve immediately or chill rolled in waxed or parchment paper.

                                    Serve on crackers.

                                     
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                                      Will Owen Feb 17, 2013 01:17 PM

                                      I got this from a woman in Nashville, who always brought it to neighborhood parties. It was wildly popular and was about the first item to disappear. Moved to Pasadena, brought it to a party here, brought most of it home! SoCal folks apparently don't like smoked oysters so much. Amazing.

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                                        MazDee about 11 hours ago

                                        I don't think it's SoCal, it's just something that happens. I used to serve friends a certain eggplant spread and a chicken liver paté that were always gobbled up. But when I offered these to other groups of people (a work potluck and a theater opening) they were entirely ignored. I think I'll try this oyster log on some friends here in México and see how it goes!

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                                      sparky403 Feb 17, 2013 08:28 AM

                                      straight outta the can with a little bit of vinegar (Red wine vinegar). It's the way we ate them when I grew up and it's still simple but soo good..

                                      I like many of the suggestions here and I think I'll try them.

                                      Great thread.

                                      1. iL Divo Feb 17, 2013 09:21 AM

                                        "yummy ways to eat?"

                                        ...........toothpick in hand, stab one or 7 out of can, devour..............

                                        my Glorious auntie Glo introduced us little girls to this delightful food product while she lived a favored life in the glorious hillside of Santa Monica. who'd a thunk it that anyone especially a very small child would appreciate these so much.
                                        our neighbors little girl, probably 8 at the time, came to our house across the street years ago to help us decorate Easter eggs. I had a couple of cans of smoked oysters on the counter ready to eat for our appy before dinner. one can we never got because no lie, she ate the entire can toothpicked out of can, all by herself. I told her mom to watch her through the night, thought she may try to find a man.............ahhahhahh

                                        at Auntie Glo's service I was asked to speak as I was her God daughter, yes daughter, I'm still not a gay man :-P
                                        I brought a can of smoked oysters as a demo during my talk. that's how special those little buggers were and such an important part of her, they were never absent at her marvelous parties. Miss you aunite Glo

                                        1. EWSflash Feb 17, 2013 06:19 PM

                                          Drain the oil, get a toothpick or skewer, squeeze some lemon or lime over, follow with salt and pepper if you wish, eat one at a lovely time. On a saltine if you must., but I don't thnk it needs one.

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                                            hippioflov Feb 18, 2013 01:02 AM

                                            Every now and then I get a craving for these on saltines with a slice of cheddar cheese and a dab of yellow mustard. In fact, i may have to indulge soon.

                                            1. Lillipop Feb 18, 2013 01:32 AM

                                              First of all I am so happy to hear there are other people who love those things as much as I do.I thought my late father and I were the only ones who loved them I consider them an indulgence and a real treat.I have not bought any in ages but when I buy a can none of the oysters would ever make it into a recipe or are adorned or dressed with anything. I usually spear out the top row with an escargot fork popping them into my mouth in a rapidfire manner.Because they are very rich savory and filling I usually save the rest of the can and go back about 20 minutes later to polish them off.I have to admit serving them on a crisp cracker with whipped cream cheese sounds wickedly delicious.

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                                                ohmyyum Feb 18, 2013 04:13 AM

                                                What do they taste like? Fishy? Salty? Smokey? Something else? I've never eaten an oyster, period. Could not get over their appearance (raw) but all these posts make them sound so appetizing.

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                                                  ursy_ten Feb 18, 2013 05:31 AM

                                                  They're kind of all those things - fishy, salty, smoky... very savoury. Kind of like little umami bombs!

                                                  Quality differs between cans. Sometimes you can get a mushy batch - not so good. They should be just a little bit chewy.

                                                  Oh, and they are totally different to fresh oysters, practically another thing altogether! I love all of them.

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                                                    Lillipop Feb 18, 2013 09:26 PM

                                                    Rich smokey oily (smoke infused luxurious oil) and buttery.Very luxurious food.I detest raw oysters and avoid every type of oyster but smoked.The smoked oysters have a very sharp earthy flavor.They are tiny little nuggets of pure luxury.My adult children have gagged watching me eat them in the past as well as when I eat sardines and crunch the bones:)
                                                    Have you ever had a whole cleaned prepared salmon that has been smoked in a home smoker? The oysters are luxurious and rich like that.

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                                                  HillJ Feb 18, 2013 04:56 AM

                                                  Drained from the can and rolled individual pieces inside a single crispy romain or curly spinach leaf and eaten as a snack.

                                                  1. shaogo Feb 18, 2013 05:37 AM

                                                    Whip a cup of heavy cream until stiff peaks form. You will *not* add sugar to this whipped cream. Fold in a little salt and pepper and 2-3 Tbs. of Dijon mustard. Put dollops of this on toasts, top with the oysters.

                                                    I've never done this, but it just now occurred to me that using them in lieu of bacon in a BLT or Club sandwich would be delectable.

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                                                      ohmyyum Feb 18, 2013 03:22 PM

                                                      What brand do you like? I saw Crowne prince brand at Trader Joe's today, $2.69 for a 3oz can packed in olive oil.

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                                                        letsindulge Feb 18, 2013 04:59 PM

                                                        That is where I get mine from. They are an excellent product. Uniform in size, packed neatly, and consistent in taste every time. Good price for them too.

                                                      2. zuklaak Feb 18, 2013 03:40 PM

                                                        Triscuit, square of cheddar, smoked oyster; wrap with bacon and broil.

                                                        1. cayjohan Feb 20, 2013 12:54 AM

                                                          One of my favorite ways to eat smoked oysters when I want to be slightly more elaborate than open-can-plus-toothpick: wrapped in a cream cheese pastry. Courtesy of the very fondly remembered moh.

                                                          http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/516261

                                                          Tastes like more than the sum of its parts.

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                                                            MazDee about 10 hours ago

                                                            I´ll bet you could use purchased puff pastry for that.

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                                                            msless Feb 22, 2013 02:13 PM

                                                            On of my best memories is of being a nine or ten year old, lying in my parents bed one weekend afternoon,watching tv and eating smoked oysters smushed on melba toast that had been slathered with sweet butter, accompanied by my two aunts who were in their early twenties at the time. It is still my favorite way to eat them.

                                                            I won't tell you what we watched. That would date me too accurately.

                                                            1. alkapal May 1, 2013 12:04 AM

                                                              Smoked Oyster Cream Cheese Roll

                                                              16 ounces cream cheese
                                                              2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
                                                              1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
                                                              1/2 small onion, grated
                                                              3 tablespoons mayonnaise
                                                              1/8 teaspoon salt (or to taste)
                                                              2 cans smoked oysters, well drained and finely chopped
                                                              1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped

                                                              Cream together cream cheese, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion, mayonnaise. Blend in oysters. Taste for salt. Shape into a log on wax paper, tightly wrapped, and chill for an hour. Then roll in chopped parsley, rewrap in plastic and chill for a few hours (or can serve immediately.)

                                                              Festive Variation: Don't add oysters into the cheese blend. Instead, spread cheese mixture on wax paper until it is about 12 x 8 inches and less than 1/2 inch thick. Chill in refrigerator about one hour. Then sprinkle finely chopped smoked oysters over this, and roll up like a roulade. Coat with parsley, following directions above.
                                                              Serve with crackers.

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                                                                Wartona Apr 16, 2014 03:33 PM

                                                                Sounds yummy. I have saved your recipe. Thanks!

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                                                                Martymc58 Nov 9, 2013 06:42 PM

                                                                I use my rice cooker. The kind with a non-stick metal bowl and a glass top and a switch on the front that pops up like a toaster when it's done. Drink one beer. Get a small package of yellow rice. The smallest one. Put the entire contents of the can of oysters in the cooker. Add the rice. Use the appropriate amount of water (beer) called for on the package. Drink another beer. I like to add a couple of generous splashes of hot sauce to the cooker. You can also add some fresh garlic and/or curry powder. Use your imagination on the spices. cover it up and mash the button. At this point, you will need to drink a beer. 15 minutes (2 beers) later you have poor man's seafood paella! This will go good with beer.

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                                                                  Martymc58 Nov 9, 2013 07:13 PM

                                                                  Forgot to link it to my reply.

                                                                   
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                                                                    Ttrockwood Nov 9, 2013 07:45 PM

                                                                    Perhaps you forgot because you're four beers in......? ;))

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                                                                      Martymc58 Nov 9, 2013 07:53 PM

                                                                      Six now.

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                                                                    Wartona Mar 30, 2014 02:29 PM

                                                                    My dear Uncle Al introduced me to smoked oysters. I choose smoked oysters in cottonseed oil. I eat them on saltine crackers topped with Frank's Red Hot & salt along with thin wedges of cold Spanish Onion. I find it to be a decadent treat.

                                                                    1. Tchoup Mar 30, 2014 02:33 PM

                                                                      I was looking for other ideas outside what I know. I top the can with lots of mustard and hot sauce. Louisiana and Chipolte Tabasco are preferred hot sauces. They are topped on Doritos Nacho Cheese flavored chips and popped into my mouth! Great stuff!!!

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                                                                        jillyqueen Apr 16, 2014 03:11 PM

                                                                        I chop the oysters, mix with dijon mustard, sautéed kale, shallots, and garlic. Pound flat a flank steak, layer it with some parmesan or pecorino cheese and the oyster mixture and roll it up, tie it and grill the stuffed steak. YUMMY

                                                                        1. kitchensalli Apr 16, 2014 05:54 PM

                                                                          Memory lane. Me and my Mom used to enjoy on toast points sometimes as a late night treat. Liking the stuffed mushroom ideas. Little bit of lemon...yum. Smoked oysters are now going on the shopping list.

                                                                          1. geminigirl about 15 hours ago

                                                                            Love all the ideas as I have a can in the pantry, but wondering on your preference for room temp vs from the fridge? Should I stick them in the fridge or leave where they are? Thanks.

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                                                                              Gail about 12 hours ago

                                                                              I store them in my pantry. When I serve them, I take them out of the oil and drain on paper towels and put in the fridge. Then I plate them to serve.
                                                                              If I'm doing them in an egg dish (hang town), I take them right out of the oil and heat with the eggs.

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