Best (Funniest? Wittiest?) Food Quotes
"Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive." - P.J. O'Rourke
Voltaire said, «Rien ne serait plus fatiguant que mangeant et buvant si Dieu ne leur avait pas fait un plaisir aussi bien qu'une nécessité. »
...which translated into English is something like, "Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking, if God hadn't made them a pleasure as well as a necessity."
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. ~Garrison Keillor
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. ~Clifton Fadiman
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~Author Unknown
A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb
I'll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal. ~Martha Harrison
A couple from movies:
"I'll have what she's having", from When Harry met Sally. And my favorite: "Soilent Green is people!"