I know Daisy May's BBQ serves a whole roasted pig that feeds 12. Are there other places out there that sell entires animals: pigs, a peruvian place with a guinea pig or somewhere in the city that serves and entire lamb.
First off, I love the title of this post. Well played.
The lamb I don't know about. As for the cuy (guinea pig), you'll probably have to go to Queens for that. Post in the Outer Boroughs board and see if someone there knows something.