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I Know the Hamburger Thing In SF Has Been Done To Death

unionpig Jan 28, 2007 07:28 AM

But I have a very specific question. I'm looking for great San Francisco hamburgers, but not fancy ones like Zuni. My favorite burger of all time is at Val's in Hayward--I've been there 6 times, and 4 times it was awesome, and 2 times it was pretty good. Everyone I've taken there has been blown away, fortunately we went on the awesome nights and not on the pretty good nights. I just came back from Michigan, where I tried the burger at Miller's Bar in Dearborn, which was thick and meaty and delicious and rated one of the best in the country (in that GQ list), and we thought it was great. But we didn't think it was as good as Val's.

So, my question is, where are the non-fancy burgers in SF that are as good as Val's? Meaning, if you haven't been to Val's, or if you've been there and didn't like it, you probably aren't a good person to answer this question.


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  1. Husky RE: unionpig Jan 28, 2007 08:26 AM

    Mo's on Grant Avenue in North Beach.

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      dunn.sanfrancisco RE: unionpig Jan 28, 2007 11:15 AM

      Try Joe's Cable Car. I've been going there since I was in high school in the late sixties. It's still owned by the same guy. Joe's Cable Car starts with 100% U.S.D.A. federally inspected choice ribeye and chuck steaks. The steaks are trimmed down to as little as 6 - 8% fat and are estimated at 30 calories per ounce, about as much as fish and chicken. Then the steaks are ground fresh daily at Joe's open-view butcher corner for viewers to witness. You can choose from 4, 6, and 8 ounces TRUE SERVING WEIGHT!

      If you want an original, high quality hamburger... Joe's is the place in San Francisco.

      Go to: http://www.joescablecar.com

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      1. re: dunn.sanfrancisco
        Nancy Berry RE: dunn.sanfrancisco Jan 28, 2007 12:55 PM

        I live in the neighborhood and have stopped going to Joe's Cable Car even though the hamburgers are very good (but not great) because they are ridiculously expensive and the side dishes are mediocre at best.

        1. re: Nancy Berry
          jupiter RE: Nancy Berry Jan 29, 2007 11:37 AM

          So, i need to chime in here, because i like Joe's Cable Car a lot. I need to preface this with a bit of background: for a long time my favorite place was Bill's in the Outer Richmond, but their fries and onion rings leave little to be desired. What made Bill's so good was their milkshakes and their burgers. Bill's is pretty pricey but the burger comes with fries, which makes it easier to stomach.

          Now, having said that, i prefer these days to go to Joe's for two reasons: the burgers are noticeably tastier and less salty and the fries and onion rings surpass Bill's by a long shot. The only down fall is that next to Bill's, their shakes suck.

          So, it's a trade off. I personally think you can't have a good burger meal without a shake, but i also think that a good burger is defined by the fries it comes with. so i will take superior fries and a pricey burger with no shake, over a just ok burgers and fries with a superior shake.

          The only other place i will mention for a good burger is Bullshead in West Portal. i can't vouch for the one in the castro, but the one in west portal makes excellent burgers with either cow or buffallo or turkey (?) meat. I almost always order a steak when i go there, but R always get's the burger everytime and it is phenomenal and huge. more huge than phenomenal, but they have a real gas fire grill like mo's, so the burgers get good char....

          None of these places are going to be "cheap cheap" the burgers average around 8-10 dollars depending on toppings and size.

          Good luck.

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            Atomica RE: jupiter Feb 1, 2007 04:14 PM

            I also much prefer to have a shake with a burger. I am very picky when it comes to shakes, and I think the Joe's shakes are superb. Absolutely the best shake I've had in SF (which isn't a huge amount, but I've had them at most of the burger places). I always get chocolate.

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              Nancy Berry RE: Atomica Feb 1, 2007 06:12 PM

              Well, I never have shakes with burgers (maybe it's my Jewish upbringing -- nonkosher at that -- but I can't stand the taste of milk with meat meals -- cheese, yes -- milk, no.) I'll admit that Joe's shakes are excellent, and that their hamburgers are very good, but I can't bring myself to spend over $10 for a plain 6 oz. hamburger (plus 60 cents per slice of cheese and about 2 bucks for a small order of fries.) By the time you get the full order, you've spent over $15 for one person -- that's pretty outrageous. And everything is extra. If you want grilled onions on your burger, that's an extra 80 cents. It can really add up. It got to be way too expensive to take my family there.

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                psb RE: Nancy Berry Feb 1, 2007 06:45 PM

                Holy cow ... you weren't kidding ... potentially $8.50 for a 4oz burger!

                I went to Joe'sCC a few years ago and remember it was
                "decent but expensive" but I didnt remember it being that extreme.

                According to the downloadable menu at:

                The "plain" burger is 4oz/6oz/8oz -> $8/$10.25/$11.50 [if that is pre-tax
                price, then: $8.60/$11/$12.50] ... no cheese, no fries!

                The shake prices arent even on the menu ... "if you have to ask" ...

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                  kiwi RE: psb Feb 4, 2007 04:30 PM

                  Was in the neighborhood and decided to try it out. I got a bacon burger, "upgraded" to a 6 oz, and added sharp cheddar. I also got a side of small fries. Out the door $17.20. It was a truly delicious burger, but unjustifiably expensive. Definitely worth $10, but not worth $17.20.

                2. re: Nancy Berry
                  Atomica RE: Nancy Berry Feb 2, 2007 04:40 AM

                  I should have mentioned that we almost never eat at Joe's even though it's a very short drive away. If it were just a bit cheaper, we'd be there more often. The prices are ridiculous.

                  As for shakes with burgers, it's the sweet/salty thing. I can't even really taste cheese on a burger. For me it adds nothing.

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          Jimmyhoffa RE: unionpig Jan 28, 2007 07:51 PM

          Try the Bullshead on Ulloa, right next to the West Portal Muni station. It's not a fancy place, but they do their meat right. It's not quite the bargain it was 2-3 years ago, but then, what is? They do a top-notch 1/3-pound burger that comes with great fries (golden brown and delicious) for around $7-8 bucks. Or you can get a 1/3-lb buffalo burger for about $9, also w/ fries. One tip: if you like your burger medium rare, order it medium--they tend to cook things a little on the rare side (which is preferable to the alternative, imo). They also have pretty nice steaks, which start just under $20 and go up from there. I think the New York strip is now about $23.

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            Chowsmurf RE: unionpig Jan 28, 2007 08:02 PM

            I propose the Wagyu beef burgers at Brickhouse on Brannan near 3rd.

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              Trippingby RE: Chowsmurf Jan 29, 2007 08:58 AM

              Agreed, Brickhouse burgers are the best beef.
              Also, across the street the sports bar makes a decent burger and homemade fries.

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                alpinelight RE: Trippingby Jan 29, 2007 02:58 PM

                I'd have to respectfully differ - in large part because the bun was not up to par last time I tried their burger.

                In the best of all possible worlds, a burger would:
                1. Have a good, lean, hand-made patty grilled with just a little char on the edges
                2. Have a kaiser roll or other top-quality bun

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              Doodleboomer RE: unionpig Jan 28, 2007 08:52 PM

              what about the burger at Zeitgeist? Can you get a better bbq'd burger and beer in town?

              1. psb RE: unionpig Jan 29, 2007 12:14 AM

                I think Zeitgeist has decent "Burger Meals" but I think people ought to
                know what they are getting into ... not to overstate things ... and be
                willing to deal with it ... it can be loud, crowded, second hand smoke ...
                of both flavors, sometimes a line outside, freezing in the "beer garden",
                grimey "bathrooms" etc. Not a place to come with the kids etc.

                On the other hand, can be a lot of fun to hang out on a warm san francisco night.

                It is some what unique though ... as is the burger and beer option for the Torondano/
                Rosamunde Super Tuesday (lunch-only) Burger.

                BTW, I think the Tamale Lady Phenomena is one of the most overrated
                things in SF ... is that unPC?

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                1. re: psb
                  Chowsmurf RE: psb Jan 29, 2007 09:04 AM

                  Tamale Lady saved my life with her sweet spicy corny goodness on New Year's Eve, so I can't over-rate. :)

                2. rworange RE: unionpig Jan 29, 2007 12:38 AM

                  This burger blog might be a help ... which also has a pictures of the burger at Val's and a description.

                  Tho I haven't been to Val's from the look and description, Bullshed might be worth exploring.

                  There's also pictures and descriptions of all the burgers mentioned in this topic so far.

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                  1. re: rworange
                    SteveG RE: rworange Jan 31, 2007 10:57 AM

                    Board policy won't let me say what I really want to say about Bullshead, but I'll just say that the squishy avocado underfoot and the many black sections in the fries (from potatoes that are over the hill) didn't inspire great confidence in the food and we have no desire to return.

                    As for the burger, the bun was gummy and insipid. The buffalo tasted good, but so does the Niman Ranch beef for less money at Burgermeister, and I've never had fries cut from blackened potatoes at Burgermeister.

                    These comments are about the new Bullshead on 18th at Collingwood near Castro; I have no experience with the original.

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                      rworange RE: SteveG Jan 31, 2007 06:26 PM

                      Too bad about the Castro location. I just go to the original. For me it is only about the burger at Bullshead.

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                    uh ... art RE: unionpig Jan 29, 2007 11:59 AM

                    Beale St. bar and grill, on Beale between Mission and Howard.
                    Huge, tasty, and non-fancy up the wazoo. You can have a beer
                    with your burger, but except for Anchor Steam the beer choices
                    are pretty dismal.

                    It's a lunch place mostly since the neighboorhood all goes home
                    at 5pm.

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                      psb RE: uh ... art Jan 29, 2007 12:06 PM

                      Thanks for the pointer. I see they have a WEEB site:

                      The burgers look like a good deal.

                      Is the "Beale BAG" open into the evening?

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                        uh ... art RE: psb Jan 29, 2007 12:56 PM

                        Bizarre! It's not the sort of place that's supposed to have a website.

                        Till about 8 weekdays, 10 or 11 on Friday and Saturday. Friday
                        evening is often karaoke night, so be forewarned.

                        They also open at about 10am and make a pretty decent breakfast

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                          psb RE: uh ... art Jan 29, 2007 01:34 PM

                          >Bizarre! It's not the sort of place that's supposed to have a website.
                          i too was surprised. then i asked myself "why am i surprised" ...
                          "everyone is doing it".

                          unfortunately it is kind of a lame web site ... i mean maybe they didnt
                          want to spend $$$ to add an ordering system, but just hours and location
                          map link.

                          thanks for the 411. i'll head over to analyze it sometime soon.

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                        The Dive RE: uh ... art Feb 2, 2007 08:18 AM

                        When I'm in the mood for a greasy old-fashioned bar burger, I go to Beale Street -- it's great with some mustard and relish. The fries are awful, though.

                      3. saucy_girl RE: unionpig Jan 29, 2007 01:02 PM

                        Living in Marin, I'm partial to the Marin Brewing Company in Larkspur Landing for their hamburgers. They are thick, meaty & juicy & come with garlic fries, onion rings, etc. I prefer their Black & Blue burger which has faint cajun seasoning; I get it with grilled onions & bleu cheese... You can take the ferry over to Larkspur & walk across the toe-path to Larkspur Landing. Their mirco-brew beers are quite nice as an accompanyment, as well. Bon apetit!

                        1. scarmoza RE: unionpig Jan 29, 2007 01:20 PM

                          I really like the burgers at Chez Mamam best - it's what I've always ordered there. Simply seasoned with salt and pepper, juicy, and on a good french roll. Great cheese choices, too - if you prefer a cheeseburger.

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                            LPCagain RE: unionpig Jan 29, 2007 02:48 PM

                            You know where I had a good burger recently? The St. Regis has a breakfast/lunch place called Vitrine, NOT Ame, that serves a really good hamburger that is grass fed beef and it tastes like MEAT. And garlic homemade potato chips. MMM. Now my mouth is watering...

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                              unionpig RE: unionpig Jan 30, 2007 08:22 PM

                              Okay, but wait a minute. I very much appreciate all the responses, but have all of you really been to Val's? I'm just checking, because I can't tell if people are just saying the hamburgers they like, or if they are really answering my question, which was, where are the non-fancy burgers in SF that are as good as Val's in Hayward? Don't get me wrong, I like hearing about what people like, but I'm just not sure my actual question is being answered by people who have actually been to Val's....

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                                daveena RE: unionpig Jan 31, 2007 06:49 PM

                                Can you describe what it is you like about the burger at Val's? That way, if people haven't been to Val's, they can at least help you figure out if their favorite burgers are the same style.

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                                  Chuckles the Clone RE: unionpig Jan 31, 2007 10:13 PM

                                  I have been to Val's. I have been to the Beale St BAG. If I had to choose
                                  right now, I'd probably flip a coin.

                                2. Steve Green RE: unionpig Jan 30, 2007 11:39 PM

                                  OK. I used to go to Val's, but not for about six years, as I don't live in the BA anymore. Although not many chowhounds seem to share my enthusiasm for Bistro Burger, I think they're great, but different from Val's. Less juicy/greasy, but with excellent flavor, and good toppings. http://www.bistroburger.net

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                                    mrsricho RE: unionpig Feb 1, 2007 01:58 PM

                                    street on polk. FANTASTIC boigah.

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                                      flawedartist RE: mrsricho Feb 1, 2007 09:24 PM

                                      I agree completely. I was a vegetarian for 3 years. I recently broke down and had a burger at street. There's no turning back now.


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                                      Comah RE: unionpig Feb 2, 2007 08:09 AM

                                      Prather Ranch Grill tent outside at the Ferry building Tuesday lunch and Saturdays, (only when the Farmers Market is on) CCOF Certified, Organic, Dry-aged ground beef?!? Unheard of, but theirs is. Their beef is from California and the bun is from ACME. Simple, backyard style with peace of mind.

                                      By the way, the flavor of the meat needs no "help" from any secret spice recipe. Ground beef, salt and pepper, that's it. Pure beef flavor.

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