289213 Thu May 09 16:53:47 -0700 2002 7 27 General Chowhounding Topics 0 1564729 At least it would be entertaining. I have to admit, I love the Osbournes. Of course, I've always liked Ozzy. They have a nice enough kitchen to do a cooking show. Sharon wouldn't have to cook, they could have guest chefs. With their ratings, I'm sure there would be volunteers. And Ozzy could be the prep chef, just because it's fun to watch him stumble around the kitchen. And at the end they could have some of Kelly and Jack's friends over to eat the meal. Then the dogs could eat any scraps or leftovers. Great Fun! Thu May 09 16:53:47 -0700 2002 0 Vanessa On The Town 1 1564732 I'd pay to see Julia guest chef at the Osbournes. Or Graham Kerr when he was drinking and the Galloping Gourmet. A match made in heaven. Thu May 09 17:10:52 -0700 2002 1564729 0 Stanley Stephan 2 1564772 How about Dame Edna, Divine, Grace Jones andRip Torn? With special guests Louis Farrakhan and Vincent Price? Produced by John Waters? Fri May 10 09:56:49 -0700 2002 1564732 0 flavrmeistr 3 1564840 I shudder to think about what dishes that group would cook up... Fri May 10 18:29:21 -0700 2002 1564772 0 Chino Wayne 1 1564738 101 ways to cook a bat. Thu May 09 18:25:16 -0700 2002 1564729 0 howardS 1 1564742 So far the only episode I have caught is when they had the doofus houseguest who melted something plastic on that great big expensive commercial range. Then he slinks out to play video games or something, while Sharon is left to deal with the mess. Do they really cook in that house, or do they exist on fast food and small mammals? Thu May 09 19:42:49 -0700 2002 1564729 0 Chino Wayne 1 1564747 The funniest show on tv! I loved the "Dinner with Andre" sendup on the last episode. Maybe the Osbournes could do a show on making gravy (see Christmas episode)! I have to say I wouldn't mind having a kitchen like that!. The website www.televisionwithoutpity.com does a pretty funny summary of all of their episodes. ElizabethC Thu May 09 20:36:55 -0700 2002 1564729 0 ElizabethC 1 1564798 Since seeing PBS' Whiny Frontier Family episodes last week, I've been dreaming about The Osbournes on the Frontier. I just *know* that Saturday Night Live will do a skit about this!! Fri May 10 12:04:13 -0700 2002 1564729 0 KathyR