288588 Tue Feb 26 23:18:45 -0800 2002 13 27 General Chowhounding Topics 0 1557831 My good friends love wife is, well, STACKED... After 32 years with a 44 DD bust her back is starting to fuss. She will soon be getting the girls reduced to a more back friendly 34 B. We are throwing her a "Big little boob party". You can guess the theme. Other than chicken breasts and pair of lavishly endowed cakes we haven't rounded out the menu (20 guests, potluck). Any suggestions for this theme. I emailed the alpha dog and he gave me some off the boards ideas. Now it put it to the hounds. Any ideas for this silly adventure into immaturity? Please do try to keep the posting acceptable people! Thanks!!! Tue Feb 26 23:18:45 -0800 2002 0 Brandon Nelson 1 1557834 Wow! that is a huge reduction in size. I personaly would think she should at least go for a 36-C. Your going for too small of a size. Wed Feb 27 00:09:58 -0800 2002 1557831 0 Joann Creekmore 2 1557876 I would agree, she is 5 foot 8 and solidly built. Her choice though. Wed Feb 27 14:08:23 -0800 2002 1557834 0 Brandon Nelson 1 1557839 Gee, I always think of "Nipples of Venus" you know the ones in Amadeus! Or maybe Hostess Snowballs...can you even find them? Wish her many happy reductions! Wed Feb 27 06:13:31 -0800 2002 1557831 0 jill 1 1557841 Will you have a bra-b-q? Wed Feb 27 07:13:18 -0800 2002 1557831 0 Geez 1 1557842 Boba! Wed Feb 27 08:04:40 -0800 2002 1557831 0 ironmom 1 1557843 I assume the Chicken breasts will be served in a reduction sauce. For Dessert how about giving the diners the choice of a whole canteloupe or a small(er) pear ? Wed Feb 27 08:27:58 -0800 2002 1557831 0 gourmound 1 1557844 how about a bra decorating contest with some of her old bras -- if she's willing, or pick up some cheap ones -- you could give prizes for best decor. Feathers, glitter, fabric paint, sequins. I recently indulged (at a party) in a jello shot/drink/dessert thing called a jiggly titty. You mix some red jello up with coconut spiced rum, and stick a marischino cherry half on top. (Yes, I know, but you said juvenile was OK) I don't have jello to rum proportions though. Wed Feb 27 08:39:11 -0800 2002 1557831 0 foodnut 2 1557865 Do you envision a "booby prize" for the worst one? Wed Feb 27 11:29:54 -0800 2002 1557844 0 Dee Gustay 2 1557878 I've mixed jello shooters before. God those are dangerous! Easily consumed rotgut with no nasty burn. Wed Feb 27 14:12:12 -0800 2002 1557844 0 Brandon Nelson 1 1557847 I've seen "boob pasta" at novelty stores. Wed Feb 27 09:34:48 -0800 2002 1557831 0 Uncledave 1 1557862 How about a Paris-Brest for dessert? Illustrated recipe link below... ALSO, if you go to www.idrink.com ,and do searches for all the words you might associate with the theme of this party, I promise you will find an avalanche of recipes for drinks with titilating names. Link: http://www.meilleurduchef.com/cgi/mdc/l/en/recettes/gateau/paris_brest_ill.html Wed Feb 27 11:05:47 -0800 2002 1557831 0 Jackie Avery 1 1557871 For favors, look to the Archie McPhee company in Seattle. For years they have been in the business of providing novelty items in the worst possible taste. Their catalog is a hoot! I keep one in my bathroom for reading purposes. http://www.mcphee.com/ Wed Feb 27 13:03:30 -0800 2002 1557831 0 Sharuf 1 1557898 JUGS of wine? Roasted CHEST-nuts? Mashed po-TATAS? Pe-TITS fours? Thu Feb 28 00:03:43 -0800 2002 1557831 0 scott