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I like the bumper sticker thread. OK, time for jokes:

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

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Anyone can mash potatoes! (booooo)

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    Mike Kilgore

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9

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      Carolyn Tillie

      Oh, I like that 1!

      1. re: Carolyn Tillie

        What happens when you throw a stick of dynamite into a French kitchen?

        Linoleum Blownapart

        1. re: Louise

          knock-knock

          <who's there?

          Canteloupe

          <Canteloupe who?

          Canteloupe tonight-- Dad's got the ladder!

    2. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
      Because he couldn't find a date!

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        Mary Niepokuj

        "Why did the jelly roll?"

        "Because it saw the apple turnover."

        "What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?"

        "Ba-na-na-NA."