I like the bumper sticker thread. OK, time for jokes: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? (scroll down a page)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyone can mash potatoes! (booooo)
"Why did the jelly roll?" "Because it saw the apple turnover."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?" "Ba-na-na-NA."
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9
Oh, I like that 1!
What happens when you throw a stick of dynamite into a French kitchen?
knock-knock <who's there? Canteloupe <Canteloupe who? Canteloupe tonight-- Dad's got the ladder!
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