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I like the bumper sticker thread. OK, time for jokes:
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
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Anyone can mash potatoes! (booooo)
Wed Nov 07 09:06:35 -0800 2001
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Wed Nov 07 10:02:29 -0800 2001
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Oh, I like that 1!
Wed Nov 07 11:55:31 -0800 2001
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Carolyn Tillie
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What happens when you throw a stick of dynamite into a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart
Wed Nov 07 16:13:31 -0800 2001
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Louise
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knock-knock
<who's there?
Canteloupe
<Canteloupe who?
Canteloupe tonight-- Dad's got the ladder!
Wed Nov 07 17:02:26 -0800 2001
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blandina
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Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
Wed Nov 07 18:27:34 -0800 2001
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susan blair
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"Why did the jelly roll?"
"Because it saw the apple turnover."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?"
"Ba-na-na-NA."
Wed Nov 07 21:35:07 -0800 2001
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Mary Niepokuj