Chowhound Rules of Thumb: Absolute Last Resort
- Jim Leff Mar 11, 2001 02:02 AM
If you're ravenous and unable to find real food, this nutritious emergency meal can be rustled up in even the most ill-stocked convenience store: yogurt, peanuts, and orange juice.
If you must eat fast food, order fries. At least they're a vegetable.
Every mediocre bakery has one decent thing, and you can find it if you look hard enough (it's never colorful, it's never a big cookie, and it's never something that requires butter to be good--e.g. croissants).
At really awful big catered functions (redundant?), stay by the meat slicing station. At least it's not exorbitantly greasy and salty, and there's probably nothing evil hidden in it (though smell the meat before you ingest to make sure it's reasonably fresh).
Avoid like the plague any dessert in a kosher place that requires dairy to be good but has to fake it 'cuz it follows a meat-based dinner (which means: go for fruit and nuts).
Per another thread...if there's absolutely nothing else, consider hotel restaurants (but....shudder)
Coors Lite is totally lousy beer, but it's fairly inert...at least doesn't have bad flavors like Bud, Miller, Schlitz, etc. But remember that bourbon is always a possibility.
Also, don't forget our superb "What Should I Eat at TGIF's?" thread for great tips on surviving chain restaurants. Link below.
If you find yourself trapped "after-hours" in Japan, either as a resident, or a tourist, don't discount the local convenience store. They are located EVERYWHERE, with names like Sunk-us, Lawson's, Family Mart, 7-11, and AM PM. The owner's of these prolific chains have had the foresight to place them close to just about every rail and subway station, as well as every hotel, in most of Japan. And, at least in Tokyo, the "fresh" food at these places is restocked twice, if not thrice, daily.
When looking for an absolute last resort, these are safe bets:
onigiri - rice balls with some time of seafood or chicken filling.
manju - steamed pork buns.
yakisoba - yeah, they nuke it to reheat it, but it's filling.
The "Cup of Noodle" type foods - every convenience store I've ever been in has a pump-pot of hot water to start the noodles with.
Of course, if you're not feeling adventerous, you can also get yogurt, peanuts, and orange juice at any of these places.
They also provide every type of utensil needed for comsumption, whether it's chopsticks, knives, forks, spoons, or sporks.