REAL thai food
I feel like every experience I've had with thai food has been like a no-contact lapdance. A tantalizing and yet somehow hollow and unfulfilling shadow of the real thing. I am looking for real thai food in NYC. I'm talking about a place that will serve me things like fried cobra bones or cuttlefish with bird chilies roasted in its own ink. I want to be able to order things made from cuts of pork barely known outside southeast asia. I want dishes so spicy, I'll be regretting having eaten them 6 months after the fact.
I am an avid biker so I'm willing to venture from my grotto in washington heights into queens, brooklyn, the bronx, city island, rikers, governers island, etc.
venture into queens.
there's Sripraphai, which is great, and then Zabb, which is even more adventurous.
They are in the jackson heights/woodside area of queens.
both have been covered extensively on this board and in other media. do a search for them.
I have been to Thailand and studied at several culinary schools there and I have never seen "fried cobra bones or cuttlefish with bird chilies roasted in its own ink". Where have you heard of Thai dishes like that? Thai food is not always that intensly spicy... except the salads, known as Yam which can be the spiciest of their foods.
When I lived in Thailand the spiciest food I had was Vietnamese. But there were few thai meals that did not feature some heat or the opportunity to eat peppers till your eyeballs sweated. No fried cobra bones for me either. I do miss the fried chicken nuckles though. Still have not found them here. I only ate them at one place in Thailand so I don't know if they were an anomaly in my eating adventures.
Love your analogy, and your fantasy dishes. There's really only one thing that needs to be said in reply: "Sripraphai, in Woodside/Jackson Heights". For the sake of thoroughness, though, I could also mention Arunee, which is actually in Jackson Heights.
One respondent mentioned "Zabb", which I've never heard of. Since she claims it is "more adventurous" than Sripraphai -- which is like saying that a car is "more sporty" than a Ferrarri -- I would look into it.
64-13 39th Ave. (Queens)
between 64th and 65th Sts.
Arunee Thai Cuisine
37-68 79th St. (Queens)
at Roosevelt Ave