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As a fellow foodie, I always enjoy reading reviews of restaurants in places like Toronto.com, or Now or the Globe or, here. I just wanted to ask if anyone has read those in the Metro daily once a week by one Marty Gallin? This guy is ridiculas - here's a quote from todays...
"A man should be able to express his feelings and laugh out loud. But most of all, if a man wants to cry it is OK to cry, even if others see you.

Pino, you are a truly good man and I am proud to call you my friend."

and last weeks...

"Helena, it is women like you who remind us of our mothers. Like my mom Chicky who I miss every day. Helena, your warm smile and one more taste of your food is almost as good as a loving hug. It is nice to be loved by you Helena, and we will all wait for your next magic trick."

the week before...

"Every Saturday I cannot wait to be there because it never disappoints me. I can watch, listen and taste. When you enjoy their sandwiches, you just want to smile and laugh with joy. Robert and Maurice, thank you for the sandwich and more importantly, thanks for allowing me to be a kid again."

How sweet, every review I've read is the same stuff - this guy loves everything.
Read more and have a laugh at www.metronews.ca
Anybody else see this and get completely annoyed or is it just me?

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  1. Somebody needs to get that guy a hair net...